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chop tuah slit on that thang
If I'm Viktor during the last fight, I'm tweaking. Long post below. Beware Spoilers.
Like. Imagine. Your entire goal, your whole life's work has been to find a way to end suffering and pain and war and disease for everyone, and you've finally done it. You have returned magic to a world that had forgotten it, you have assimilated your whole nation, presumably the whole of your world into a perfect astral plane of endless dreaming stars. The last piece was your gay lover and you've assimilated him too. He sees your cool godbeing OC and realizes he couldn't stop you, so you go to continue your monologue and-
What the fuck was that?
You are magic itself, a universal singularity unending across time and space, all beings in this world and every world where you exist are part of an interconnected web of dreaming souls shining like stars, you are either God or you're so close to being God that the difference means nothing.
But what the fuck was that? Something you have never seen and cannot comprehend, so anomalously fast that it appears as a stray meteor in your perfect astral plane.
You're so focused on figuring out what that was that your hivemind starts acting independently, also confused about whatever that shit was.
If I'm Viktor, I'm fucking tweaking at this point.
Your hivemind figure out its a guy. A guy that your tendrils missed. That you missed. You figure out the reason why, or at least you think you do. Its because this motherfucker has strapped a jet engine to his goddamn skateboard and is so motherfucking sick with it that he outran God.
And not only that, he's coming straight for you with something that can absolutely knock your head off. Your hivemind acts independently to stop him. Firstly, How. Secondly. They All Got Bonked.
Okay, that's fine. His trajectory is easy to calculate, and you hit him with the meanest stiffarm the universe will ever fucking know. His blood is spilled, you're pretty sure you knocked the taste out of his mouth, he's gonna hit the ground any second. But before you get back to your gay lover's quarrel, you get the download on this man.
You've never seen this person in your life. This Kid. He grew up like you did. Same place, same inventive mind. Even met the same talking rabbit. He knew the terrorist savior of your nation before you were the terrorist savior of your nation. Neat. You just assimilated her- Why Does She Look Different In His Memories?
Wait. Why does Who look dofferent? Who's memories? The guy you're *positive* you just brain downloaded this kid. But you never touched him. Huh? You're Tweaking.
He's zooming past you, he's gonna come back around. What do you do? People Ladder. You Get Him- Huh? Get Who? Why did you make a People Ladder? You're God.
Okay this time you'll get him. You tackle him, you feel him- Huh? Why did you just throw somebody into the air at nothing? You Are God And You Are Tweaking.
Doesn't matter. He's on the ground. When did he get there? Who cares. Time to raise him to the skies like the Lion King. You don't know if that's racist to say but it doesn't matter there's no race in the hivemind.
You raise him. He grabs something
You raise him. Again? No. What is that thing he 's grabbing?
You raise him. You feel like you did this already but no. That's not possible. Okay what the hell is he fucking with on his hip he shouldn't be able to move-
Who? Whats Who Fucking With? What? Why Is There Not A People Ladder? Why Are You Raising Nothing?
You're pissed at this point. You know you're being fucked with. You Are God and you are Being Fucked With. You turn your head at that weird ass meteor. There's a guy in front of you. The guy you just missed with your stiff arm. But his blood is still on the ground like you hit him. Okay, whatever, time for the People Lad- Is That A Hexcore?
Boom. This random motherfucker who, for what feels like the seventh time, you realize you've never seen before, has thrown a perfected hexcore in your face. But. That's Not Possible. You Are God. You Are a Magic Singularity Incarnate. And This Random Motherfucker threw a better version of your magnum opus at your face and broke your godhood with it.
You don't know what to do anymore. You throw your hands up. You're putting the pieces together. This kid is fucking with time. He is fucking with reality itself. He went to another universe with your talking rabbit teacher and met a version of the terrorist savior of your nation before you who wasn't the savior at all. The three of them invented a better version of your life's work in the span of maybe a week plus or minus ad breaks. He became God, too. And he came back to Kick Your Ass about it.
You understand it now. You see it all. Your gay lover brain blasts you with your future self saying "yeah that was a bad idea in every single timeline." You fuck off into oblivion with him. And You Still Don't Know Who That One Motherfucker Was.
Even in oblivion you're tweaking.
Jutro będę biegać przez godziny, ja muszę to zrobić. Nie mogę tak cały czas żyć. Bez różnicy czy ja złamie se nogę. Jutro ja wychodzę i biegam póki nie będę czuła ciała.
Ja pierdole ja z zjadłam tak dużo dzisiaj. Zaczęło się od dwóch czekoladek na przerwie, bo czemu nie? Dopiero co pierwszy raz prowadziłam auto i na nagrodę mogę zjeść.
KURWA NIE ILE RAZY TO SIE TAK ZACZYNA???
Jak wróciłam do domu, do tego no to jeszcze zjadłam naleśniki z nutellą a potem KOLEJNĄ CZEKOLADE. No ludzie złote czy ja nie mam w ogóle kontroli nad sobą i moimi decyzjami?!?!?! DO TEGO ja też się ledwo ruszyłam cały dzien. Po prostu do szkoły i do domu. Miałam rano po ćwiczyć i pobiegać po południu. Nie mogę tak. Czuję się gruba i brzydka i jutro wstaje rano. Będę ćwiczyć przez godzinę. I później pójdę biegać.
Since Tumblr deletes genuine Palestinian blogs, here is a list of verified fundraisers!
Please donate if you can.
Do not hesitate to reblog and share! 🙏🏽
(Click here for Part 2).
IMPORTANT: Bear in mind that I do NOT verify fundraisers. I am not Palestinian, and I do not speak Arabic! They have been vetted by Palestinian users!
1) Mohammed Al-Habil (@mohammedfamily123) and his family (€4,519 / €50,000). Verified and vetted by @/el-shab-hussein.
My name is Muhammad Al-Habil, a 30-year-old father of three fro… Mohammed Alhabil needs your support for Assist in evacuating my family from
2) Mahmoud Helles (@mahmoud92hells) and his family (€757 / €50,000). Verified and vetted by @/90-ghost.
Hello Hello my name is Mahmoud Halas and I am a Palestinian living in Gaza with … Mahmoud Helles needs your support for Helping my famil
3) Asmaa Sheikh Youssef (@asmaalshaikh-blog) and reunion with her fiancé (€3,001 / €30,000). Verified and vetted by @/90-ghost and @/ibtisams.
I’m Asmaa Sheikh Youssef, I am 21 years old. I was waiting for October 30, to sta… Qosaay Omran needs your support for Reunite couples Ahme
4) Muhanned Shaheen (@mohanedshaheen) and his family (€2,658 / €35,000). Verified and vetted by @/90-ghost.
I write to you from Gaza, where my family faces unimaginable hards… Muhanned Shaheen needs your support for Help my father get out for treat
5) Momen Al Ostaz (@mo98h) and his family (€11, 213 / €70,000). Verified and vetted by @/el-shab-hussein
.Hi everyone, I am momen.j.m.alostaz , 24years old, from G… momen alostaz needs your support for Help Evacuate My Family f
6) Tawfik Satoom (@tawfiksatooom) and his family ($14,089 / $40,000). Verified and vetted by @/ibtisams.
Urgent appeal: Escaping devastation in Gaza - saving a family's hope … Tawfik Satoom needs your support for Your help is the only hope to
Tawfik was an engineering student with a happy family before the unimaginable happened. The war has destroyed their home and they have been
(Make sure to donate to his PayPal, as well! It will end in three days!)
It will help every one of them to reach their goal and to evacuate safely.
Thank you!
(06/19/2024)
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Hello everyone!
I have posted this almost four weeks ago, but donations are stagnant for all of them! Please donate if you can! Do not hesitate to reblog and share.
Thank you!
I am such a fat fuck I need to st/rve for weeks
Mam ochotę wyci4ć cały tłuszcz z mojego ciała.
verified ways to send aid to gaza directly
Help a Palestinian family directly:
gazafunds.com - Donate directly to a Palestinian family in urgent need of evacuation, medical attention, food, rebuilding homes/businesses etc. (Spotlights 1 verified gfm at a time so if you don't know who/where to donate to just go here and donate to the one they show you!)
Help provide tents (urgent):
The Sameer Project: Currently providing tents for displaced families in Gaza (emergency bc tents in Rafah are being burned as we speak) (paypal) (gfm)
Food, cash & essentials:
Care for Gaza: Working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash, medicine & other essentials to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)
Direct Aid for Gaza: also working on the ground in Gaza to distribute food, cash & other daily essential suppliess to displaced families. (paypal) (gfm)
Water:
Gaza Municipality's water project: The official Municipality of Gaza needs help rebuilding the water infrastructure in Gaza City to restore access to clean water and waste management services for the people of Gaza. (This campaign only has a couple of weeks left but it's still only at 15%!)
eSIMs (urgent):
guide to buy & send esims for gaza
crips for esims for gaza: If you don't know how to buy esims or don't have the capacity to manage them (e.g. topping up regularly), this team of volunteers are collecting funds to buy & manage gaza esims regularly
Medical Aid
Palestine Red Crescent Society: Provides emergency medical and ambulance services and humanitarian relief on the ground in Gaza e.g. rescuing and treating the wounded.
i think the solution to my problems is to just kms
✨I would like to cvt mys3lf, but I'm so “d3pr3ss3d” that I don't have the will or strength to get up and get the r4z0r bl4d3🥴🩷!!!!!! LFMAO LFMAO 🤪🏥🎻
I love my mum.
I despise my younger self for how I treated her.
She has problems and anger issues but anyone would with her circumstances.
Motherhood and wifehood has stripped her of her personality,her life.
She told me about how she used to never yell, never complain, never get angry, but instead, joke and laugh.
She told me about how easily she would laugh and get along with others.
She told me about how my grandmother, who I love very much, doesn't like her, and blames the family problems on her. She thinks my mum is the cause of my dad's drinking.
In my mum's words:
"We argue because of his drinking, not him drinking because of the arguments "
I want to help her. I really do. She doesn't deserve this, the sad life she has.
Get up at 5AM, get dressed nicely, go to work, get home, cook, clean, help the kids, clean, get an hour of rest with wine, clean, make food, make sure the kids take care of their rooms, yell and scream because kids don't listen, feel pathetic because no one takes her seriously, go to bed, repeat.
Every single day, for the past 15 years.
Her life is a never ending day of work at a job that she can't quit.
I binged for the first time in over 3 weeks
I feel bloated, disgusting, ugly
Ew
sometimes i get so scared that the cal0r1es they are putting on the labels are fake and that they just want us people to believe them cuz like how are we going to check them anyway that i have a literal panic attack and i don’t want to eat anything anymore for my whole entire life
it may be because i’m paranoid but idk it just feels so damn terrifying to me
I've decided to do NO BINGE AUGUST. Basically I'm not going to binge eat and I'm just gonna stay healthy all August. Repost if your gonna do it
btw I am not trying to encourage eds. I am using these tags to find other people with eds. You can use this if you just diet or something.
Update on the cinema thing:
I ended up getting the lowest calorie fizzy drink and said I would just sneak food off my brother, instead I would mainly put my hand in the box to make it sound like I was eating and had about 3 actual pieces!!
Noone suspects a thing I'm very happy and I hope I can continue this til I'm actually skinny
I'm so stressed my dad's taking me to the cinema but all shit there is so high cal wtf am I gonna do? Cuz like I need to at least get the drink which has to be fizzy or else they're gonna think something's up and then I'll be pressured into getting smth to eat (╥﹏╥)
Not to mention this is usually the easiest and best day to have a 24 hr fast 😭😭😭
when you have the rot in bed, starve, cry all day ed instead of the pilates princess, cute lowcal meals, aesthetic blog ed..