[internetsnorkeling]

Lady Dimitrescu but every time you look at her, her hat gets bigger — Resident Evil 8: Village mod by Kallialee

[mysharona1987]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Fun fact, The Questing Beast of Arthurian Legend is the result of people attempting to describe what a giraffe was, then being explained and drawn by people who have never actually seen it.

The Questing Beast was said to have a head and neck of a snake (long neck), body of leopard (coat pattern), hind legs of a lion (tufted tail) and feet of a deer (”hooves:).

[pixie-mask]

I’m having emotions at this artwork. It’s caught between fright and awe; fascination and fear.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Behold, a unicorn.

[boss-of-the-plains]

He got two horns tho

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*record scratch*

*music starts back up*

BEHOLD, A UNICORN

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[probablyasocialecologist]

[socialistexan]

Do insulin next!

[kristina100000]

wtf is this rejection letter im crying

[stealthboy]

im so cluckin sorry

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Looks like someone got cluckolded

[thestoryofaslut]

Go cluck yourself

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

motherofmemes

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

No because it IS hot

[catrinecat]

Queen stuff

[loisreeds]

“oh really? you will teach me how to speak russian? u better bring that caviar and vodka, sweetie!”

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake

[randomslasher]

This individual has quickly become the highlight of my day

[shutyourmoustache]

🐝 get jet-lagged. I repeat: bees get jet-lagged.

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[flimflix]

[skrotchevo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Somehow more terrifying.