Merry Christmas, now the penguin is shooting fireworks right in the front of the building.
“Shit, what th’ hell are ya doin’ Rock?! I don’t see ya for months and ya come ‘ere blastin’ off those damn things? Knock it off will ya!” Mondo tried hiding behind his door as the penguin wiggled the fireworks back and forth. “Merry Christmas ‘ta you as well, BUT FIREWORKS ARE FOR THE 4TH OF JULY AND FESTIVALS.”
“Says you. This is exactly how another country celebrates this holiday apparently. This is way more fun.”
“Besides, this way I know I grab yer attention in an instant. And if that orca fucker comes around I can shoot em with these too. Win win for all of us.”










