idk

i don't know if I'll ever be active on here...

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i know we all have thoughts about go3 and what we wish would’ve happened but. i just wanted to tell you that the first thing i thought during the bookshop scene was « miku binder thomas jefferson was right »

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Können wir mal kurz darüber reden, dass Luna und Sami canonically Skorpion und Schütze sind, sprich beide zwischen dem 24. Oktober und dem 21. Dezember Geburtstag haben, Folge 1119 also frühestens am 24. Oktober spielt? Jaja, Klimawandel und so, ik, ist ja schön und gut, aber mir kann keiner erzählen, dass diese Outfits geeignet für den 24. Oktober in Erfurt sind, Kinder, ist euch nicht kalt?!

Wenn Schloss Einstein einer Figur schon einen canon Geburtszeitraum gibt und den Geburtstag von dieser Figur dann feiert, dann doch BITTE so, dass das irgendwie von der Jahreszeit her passt hallelujah

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Eine Zaubershow und direkt danach eine Rede über den Klimawandel?

Close enough, welcome back Freytag-Schwestern in Staffel 23!

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Was war die 24. Staffel eigentlich für ein Fiebertraum??? Ich fand die schon 2021 bisschen weird und schau sie grad mal wieder an (ist glaub ich mein erster oder höchstens zweiter Rewatch) und sie ist einfach immernoch so weird... Diese ganze Story um den Orden ist SO WILD, und sure, es ist der Sinn davon, dass danach auch nie wieder drüber geredet wird, aber ich weigere mich ein bisschen, das als Canon zu akzeptieren weil wtf...

On the other hand, ich liebe liebe liebe die Dynamik von dem Trio, ich liebe Lecilia und ich shippe Bela und Rosa so viel mehr als vor fünf Jahren (allgemein konnte ich Bela damals überhaupt nicht ab und mag ihn jetzt eigentlich ganz gerne). Aber ey ich kann nicht mit dieser ganzen weirden Geschichte vom Orden...

(Obviously wurde die Staffel auch durch die Abstandsregeln beim Dreh wegen Corona auch nicht besser, aber da haben sie immerhin gemacht was sie konnten und es würde nicht soooo krass auffallen, wenn man nicht aktiv drauf achten würde)

[brundleflying]

If people weren’t such fucking cowards there would’ve been a famous five adaptation in which George is actually trans by now

[uselessnocturnal]

our love was pure and to love another

and nothing else 🤝 person is to see the

brought me closer to God face of God

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 8

Peter: I have some thoughts. Just not enough.

James: Well before it gets thrown away, I'll eat Mary.

Lily: It was okay, but my standards aren't that high.

McGonagall: Just open your mouth and don't ask any questions.

James outraged: Do you have something against gay people?!

Sirius: DEFINITELY!

Lily: Think about whether or not you really want to say that or if I have to hit you...

Regulus: Having to kill someone always stresses me out.

Sirius: First the fun, then the pleasure.

Remus: I'd have to check if I can lock up James in the dungeons then.

Sirius after James accidentally poured coffee over him: I'm small, but you don't need to water me!

Marlene: Well technically its stealing but as long as nobody is watching...

Marlene: I guess I'm just a very bad human being.

Lily: Five centimeters?

James: Oh thats a little bit long.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 7

Marlene: Well I'm too masculine to use an umbrella.

James: I desperately need a brain to mouth filter... maybe I should wish for one for Christmas.

Marlene: If you have any complaints you can keep them to yourself.

Sirius: I currently have my five minutes. They usually last for two hours.

Evan: You guys are some lost souls... I looked at you and that was the first thing I thought.

Marlene: We didn't have a threesome. It was just a twosome with Mary. Lily only watched.

Dumbledore: For the introduction I would like to introduce the speech.

Marlene to James: You're a bitch. But your our bitch.

Sirius to Remus: Do I have to perform mouth-to-mouth on you?

James: When I grow up I want to be just like Remus.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 6

Sirius: Marlene is a dude bro as well.

James: Oh I forgot that I'm just a superior life form.

Mary to Lily: Sorry, I was distracted, I was just looking at your boobs.

Mary: Since getting to know you better I realised you're not as competent as you seem.

Lily: Do you have any hobbys?

Peter: What?

Marlene to Sirius: At least you're gay. You could also be James.

Peter: Now I don't have any goals in my life anymore and its been going downhill eversince.

James: What did you put for personal strengths?

Peter: I don't think I have such things.

Remus as a professor: The class is at 8:30 am, so only a short time after midnight.

Lily to Remus: You would like to have dating standards? *points to Sirius* Yeah I can see that you have none.

Lily: I act as if I had money...

Remus: If I'm still alive after this exam season... I don't even know.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 5

Lily to Remus about some Muggle movie: Plus I've never been the biggest fan of James so...

James: Excuse me?!

Marlene: I don't want to be compared to Sirius, Sirius always says stupid things.

Lily: *meaningful glance*

Remus: The more tired I get, the stupider the things I say get.

Lily: Oh nevermind, I can't do maths, I just noticed that seven plus seven equals forty and not thirty.

Everybody: *blinks*

James: Yeah right... seven and seven equals forty...

Lily: ...

Lily: Well, in my defence, the book has 332 pages and I was on page 176 and thought great, thats exactly the middle and it made sense in my head to say that seven and seven equals forty because those seemed to be the relevant numbers.

James, talking about his nonexistent beard growth: Well I guess thats just genetics.

Sirius: But your dad has a beard...

James: Yeah but my Mum doesn't?!

James: Okay I kinda get what you're saying.

Remus: I don't get what you're saying at all tho.

Pandora to Regulus: What's the difference between spending time with you and spending time with a cat anyways?

Mary: *ranting about some muggle acquaintance*

Mary: Okay, now the rant bout Leonie is over.

Mary: ...

Mary: Omg but wait for the best part!

Mary: *continues ranting about Leonie*

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 4

Sirius about Santa Claus, Rudolph and a Christmas elf: Well they just had an amazing threesome.

Remus about a sofa and Sirius: It's not very long... but neither are you so this shouldn't be a problem.

Remus: I don't want to read this but I want to have read it.

James: I'd like to sincerely apologise to all the trees that have died to produce my books for school just for me to never even touch them, I'm sorry trees.

Dorcas during exam season: I could also straggle you with that thing.

Marlene: I wouldn't even mind that.

Marlene: In the dead kind, not the sexy kind by the way.

Remus: I just went through our quotes and we are actually quite funny people.

James: You can always tell when Marlene is entering a room. It suddenly gets lighter because her hair reflects the light.

Mary: I thought I've reached the lowest point in my life when I was waiting in front of the library before it opened. And the I started to run for the best seats and realised: Shit. This is the lowest point in my life.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 3

Lily: I rarely even drink alcohol, the last time was two months ago.

Peter: What about the Whisky tasting yesterday?

Lily and Mary at the same time: Nope, Tasting doesn't count as alcohol.

Petunia to Lily and her Mum: You guys, together with Dad, are the cringest people I know, including weird Josy from next door, and I mean that personally and you can take that personally.

Euphemia: JAMES, IF YOU CONTINUE TO BOTHER ME I'LL THROW HEAVY OBJECTS AT YOU!!!

Peter: Well I don't trust the government.

Dorcas: Pandora, can you explain to me why my parents broke up based on your zodiac signs stuff?

Pandora: Libra and Pisces?! You need an explanation for that?!

Peter: For Sirius! In case it's his birthday again next year.

James about an old picture of Euphemia: Look at how cute she is! I would have fallen in love with her as well!

Remus: You do that to dogs. Well I do it to Sirius.

James to Sirius: Well you're gay, thats enough of a problem.

Remus: I threw my chocolate bar into my bed and now can't find it anymore.

Marlene: You can have alcohol without having fun too.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 2

James: You could turn gay from eating this cake?! I want a piece of the other one then...

Regulus: Oh, no, actually... I'm the problem.

Remus: I have some issues... with existing.

Sirius: When James and I say that we'll do a certain thing tomorrow, we... often do it the next day.

Marlene: Well James parents are still waiting for him to come out.

Sirius: I'm waiting for that too! He's so gay!!

James: We always believe in the best in people. Even if it's Sirius.

Marlene: I too think that gay people should be stoned.

Lily to Remus: I'm not on your side, I just oppose the others.

Sirius: Well I own a screw driver and I am the machine behind it.

Lily, waling into the boy's dorm: Well... if you guys clean up here some day again...

Sirius the year after they graduated: Well I bought that shirt when I was 13, so it should still fit.

Remus making fun of his height: Well there doesn't happen very much in two years.

Marlene: Sirius, you need to touch Dorcas' balls!

Arthur Weasly: I often dream of trains and busses!

Remus: Well it's not on the tip of my tongue but it's in my brain somewhere.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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The Marauders (etc) as things me and my friends have said pt 1

Remus: James once studied the floor plan of Hogwarts.

James excitedly: THAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF TIME IN SCHOOL!!

Marlene: The time of the year when I can't buy any products for having fun has stared now.

Marlene: Oh actually you could understand that in the wrong way.

Marlene: Well you know, it's just that Dorcas and I want to give each other Christmas gifts.

*a few moments later*

Marlene: You know, like a lave lamp.

Sirius: Well I guess you could do certain things with that as well.

Sirius: Ah well, you can fill up the hole again.

Peter: Oh yeah!

Marlene: I thought Peter was ace?!

Remus: Sometimes I really wonder why I hang with you guys...

Remus: You guys are doing great, I guess i won't join you.

Remus and Lily: *doing a jigsaw puzzle*

James: Why do you put this together?

Sirius: Like, you could just look at this picture that's already on the box...

Mary: Well Lily and I made the challenge to be awake and productive at nine every day.

Marlene: Nine IN THE MORNING?!

Remus: Well I did my best to forge signatures.

Sirius, half asleep: Nono, I know what's going on, Marlene is a guy, just like you.

Regulus: Sometimes I just wish for an overdimensional meat grinder and I would just put children in there.

Lily: Well, I just think I'm better because I don't read books with pictures.

Shout out to @anna-mari for helping me decide which quote should be said by who and giving occasional inspirations for the best translation from German to English

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RIP Neil Perry, you would have loved Bare: A Pop Opera, especially Jason McConnell

[aetherilium]

i fear the target audience for this may literally just be me but this realization hit me like a fucking truck the other day and i could not stop thinking about it

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Everything I listen to Absolution I'm already devastated and then Peter says "I forgive you" and I remember Good Omens Season 2 and then I'm even more devastated...

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Liz in Folge 781: "Man sperrt seine Freunde nicht in den Keller. Egal aus welchen Gründen.

Joel 11 Staffeln später: "Upsi."