designated drinker

19 - he/him avatar of the whore, vampire and classic horror fan, proud old man enthusiast (formerly sirdoctoroftardis, i-eat-bugs-and-dirt, glowing-green-goop and nick-the-bottom)

[lizluzz]

[hoziernatural]

[kosmogrl]

pre hairwash melancholy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[bifauxnenarmand]

let’s serve with stepmama 🩷

[flishnyet]

stop

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sillystigmata]

Ok well someone’s gotta post it.

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[homoidiotic]

Thats a new one

[brostateexam]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

censored for getting too close to the truth... remember this

[monado-x]

gpt stands for Goblin Propaganda Tool

[queer-as-city-folk]

pros of uni

treated like an actual human being by peers

socialist groups

faggotry

cons of uni:

uni

[neptunecity]

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