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Person: You’re the Dean to my Cas

You: And you’re the Supernatural finale

Person: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

Me: Are you a parking ticket? Because nobody wants you

Person: Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Me: Did you just come out of the womb? Because you're so ugly only your mother could love you

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you Italian? Because you sure look like a leaning tower of piss

Them: Are you breakfast? Cause I'd love to eat you first thing in the morning.

You: Are you breakfast? Cause I don't eat it.

Are you bad WiFi?

Because I'm feeling no connection here.

When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...

Except the direction I'm walking in

Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.

Person: I thought happiness started with H. Why does mine start with U?

You: maybe you’ve got some weird subset of dyslexia.

Sorry if this is offensive to anyone. It’s not meant to be, but if it is I’ll take it down.

Person: On a scale from (000)-000-0000 to (999)-999-9999, how cute do you find me?

You: 911

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

No, but I can give you directions to the exit!

hi i found this blog and i love it so much!!!

Aww, thanks!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hello, I’m with the police, and I’m here to arrest you for attempted (but failed) robbery

Rejection Lines