life-is-beautiful42 but I can talk

Tumblr softbanned me so hard I created a new account JUST to be a pervert about conclave (2024). Old blog @life-is-beautiful is for vibes, this one is for screaming :3 Now featuring! Other fandoms!

[hollis-art]

when the roller rink has a couples discount so you invite the whole polycule

[hisloveadnored]

[natequarter]

"christianity—" stop. what you just said only applies to american evangelical protestantism.

[biceratops7]

“Christianity is evil because *insert thing that applies to 5 other religions at least*”

[luna-drinker]

“I grew Christian and-“ *goes on to describe a cult found deep in the Appalachian Mountains that only has 15 members*

[tlaquetzqui]

“The ridiculous Christian belief that—” *describes something that is literally the opposite of what Christians believe*

[system-a-naturae]

"In Christianity-" *describes something that has affected every single human civilization ever*

[rustyrosary]

God make me more faithful and more queer. Amen.

[alexsiple]

Jeanne

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[earhartsease]

[segamascott]

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[graceunknowndood-blog]

[fruitblush]

The tiger He destroyed his cage Yes YES The tiger is out

"The Tiger" by Nael, Age 6

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[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[absenteism]

[taurzza]

oh to be loved by the sun