we need to launch Ryan Gosling into space

[aroacecowboy]

Howdy! call me cowboy, he/him, adult👍

• media I like: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL!!! Project Hail Mary! Hello from the Hallowoods, King Falls AM, The Grotto pod, and WOE.BEGONE

• blinkies and tag system under cut

tagging system (so far):

#my art - you'll never guess what this is (art)

#ramblings - talk tag

#[media] lb - liveblogging

[powdered-rainbow]

How To Beat Your Therapist At Her Sick Little Game

[littleelzey]

I just finished Blade Runner 2049 I feel sick

[gracerockyyes]

Think fast, you magnificent dumb-dumb

[aroace-ryland-grace]

everyone. vote for senshi dungeon meshi in the tumblr sexyman poll. I command you.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

we have to kill ryan gosling. he has to die. short fat hairy men must win forever and always. you know what is right in your heart of hearts. vote for senshi

[kaomojiloser]

drawing possibly one of the funniest moments in the book. chain… must chain……. quote below !!!!!

“Chain, chain, chain. If I ever see another chain in my life, it will be too soon. Ten kilometres of chain—each link just 5 centimetres long. That’s two hundred thousand links. Each one connected by hand or by claw. It worked out to each of us working eight hours per day for two weeks doing nothing but connecting links. I saw chain whenever I closed my eyes. I dreamed of chain every night. One of my dinner packets was spaghetti and all I could see were smooth, white chains instead of noodles.” Project Hail Mary: Chapter 19, pg. 308

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[problematicghosty]

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

[egg-ify]

i think i need to draw more grace being a freak and rocky and simon being freaked out

[bronzeplates]

Page 36

mmmmmmmm not sure how much i like this style. i think ill go back to full silhouette, but for now im just moving on from this page.

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[bronzeplates]

Page 35

man ive been crazy busy, i havent even been able to write for the fic. ough.

yeah im also getting kinda sick of the format, so dont be surprised if the look of the comic changes a bit

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[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 23 hours 16 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[prozdvoices]

i mean.......you know my vote ;)

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

yet another reason to vote senshi: his english voice actor is a valued tumblr citizen!!!!!!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Does…

Does he know about this? Should I be scared?

[psych-is-the-name]

that IS his voice actor

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

…fuck

[the-identifier]

post identified

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[phroyd]