Bursting Bubbles & Crushing Dreams

Crafty ~ AAAAA ~ Stowaway Salamander All my interests forcibly stuffed into one site for your viewing displeasure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bugsnbites]

(through tears) i'm so tired but it's done. I did it

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[abrasileirando-o-tumbler]

“engravida ele” bom isso não é pra mim mas cada um com seu gosto

“engravida ela” *pego minha espada e escudo* eu não vou deixar você fazer isso com ela.………………….

[butchtoks]

[mogamoka]

Superman & Batman scene redraw

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

i like how all the movie critiques are 90% "rocky comes off too innocent and it doesnt correctly get across that hes very smart" and its true. but saying that the movie fandom correctly intuited hes a bitch and a pervert anyway whos mentally ill and overwhelmingly possessive of this leaky space blob and that "bad bad bad" DEFINITELY means "FUCK FUCK FUCK"

[mousesketches]

gridtober day 26: arcade

[jadeseadragon]

[lectorel]

Let's not cooperate with mama

[moonsheen]

Always lovely to see how universal the experience of getting a very unwilling and strong minded toddler into the car seat can be.

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Lake Whitefish

Coregonus clupeaformis

[wavezies]

i just know rocky was pissing people off when they got to erid. like everyone DROP EVERYTHING and help my weird gross alien boyfriend BUT you have to do it with me hovering over him and biting your arm off every time you so much as poke him because we're codependent. id be mad as hell

[ewaneneollav]

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

[mysharona1987]

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Helen From My Work is joyful and whimsical!

[mousesketches]

gridtober day 27: water

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[puddox]

[kupicx]