good luck with that

you can find me in a meadow

[hotgirlcastiel]

[toastbutteregg]

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[ultrafacts]

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[segamascott]

what about his penis my friend wants to know

[eternal-fractal]

duck corkscrew

[tockthewatchdog]

this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[thegentlemanstar]

this site gets accused of being way too usamerican a lot but i wonder what the actual proportion is

are you usamerican

yes

no

some other nuanced answer (pls elaborate in the tags i’m nosy)

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[cannibalchicken]

[nattousan]

[galiifreyrose]

[jadestormcloud2]

and sometimes

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[leotanaka]

Favourite First Time Watches: MAY 2026

Backrooms (2026) dir. Kane Parsons The Silence of the Lambs (1991) dir. Jonathan Demme Follow That Bird (1985) dir. Ken Kwapis Sound of Falling (2025) dir. Mascha Schilinski Gavagai (2025) dir. Ulrich Köhler Four Minus Three (2026) dir. Adrian Goiginger Amrum (2025) dir. Fatih Akin Hallo Betty (2025) dir. Pierre Monnard Prosecution (2026) dir. Faraz Shariat Life Could be a Dream (2026) dir. Jasmin Tarasin A Fading Man (2026) dir. Welf Reinhart ¡Quba! (2025) dir. Kim Anno

Tagging: @akajustmerry @shesnake @ladyhawke @xinakwans @hydrosspyross @wickanderhalovar @hayaomiyazaki @holly-mckenzie @aarontveit @shim-changmin @jackharkness @skylarkblue @magstorrn @madeline-kahn @anthonysperkins

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[weird-goodbyes]

check out these ducks

[charl0ttan]

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

[gay-lien-from-space]

Hello fanfiction community,

Just wanted to bring to your attention that the term whump was actually coined by the Stargate fandom specifically to describe making this guy suffer. He is the original Mr. Whump (no that's not his actual name). That's how torturable this guy is.

Everyone say mean things about him.

Here is a non exhaustive list of what he goes through in canon btw:

His parents get crushed to death right in front of him when he is a kid

He is forced to relive the memory of his parents death countless times

He dies and gets resurrected

His wife gets possessed

He fails to save her and she dies in his arms

He dies and gets resurrected again

He gets infected by a virus that makes him act crazy and gets put in an insane asylum

He dies and gets resurrected again

His ex gets possessed

He is exposed to a lethal dose of radiation

He dies and ascends to a higher plane, then gets kicked out of the higher plane and his memory is wiped

He gets kidnapped by a princess

He gets kidnapped by a fish alien

He gets kidnapped and tortured by some terrorists

He gets kidnapped and tortured by another alien

He is driven to insanity by an alien device

He dies and gets resurrected again

He dies and gets resurrected again

[electionsmistertumbler]

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Serge Karamazov (La Cité de la peur)

Babar (Babar)

Voting ended onMay 30

Propagande Serge :

Le bisexuel ever! Le prince de Moldavie? Il l'a baisé!

il joue de la trompette. Et ☝️il est probablement trans

Propagande Babar : c'est une fierté nationale. Genre au zoo de Sydney y'a un présentoir de babar sous vitre en mode "grande fierté française". Donc let's go Babar

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11