rewatching the ol’ MST3K episodes, did Colossus and the Headhunters last night. spoilers for a 1994 episode showing a 1963 film, but the ending was kinda stupid. they jammed the Couple Gets Together Heartwarming™ into it where it does not make any sense.
dude’s alone on a sail-raft capable of carrying “a tribe” and the lady who has fallen in love with him can just swim out to him? while he is busy telling her not to. it’s not even clear in the narrative that he loves her back. big non-consensual/aro horror vibes here.
this violates the core structure of the “Character and Enemy” movie, which is that the Character must not be tied down with anything that will complicate sequels.















