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it/its ☆ 18+ please! ☆ call me nano ☆ i live in objectworld

[callali1y]

they bring me another post. "horny blog" i say without hesitation. the servants throw it into the pit to my left. another post approaches the throne. "main". there is no discernable difference between the posts. my advisors grow increasingly agitated.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

[dinobot]

SPACESHIPS WILL BE FUCKABLE AND SOON

[precision-instrument]

I told my therapist recently that buildings actually do need to sweat and breathe, and have what amounts to circulatory systems in their ventilation, water and electricity. If you leave a building closed up and stagnant for too long it will rot. He appeared genuinely shocked and touched and thanked me emphatically for the information

[the-sufferer]

90% of robotlikers more often than not also like that one specific red-magenta color. We all just collectively share a hivemind.

[the-sufferer]

This one.

We all saw this on a PC or in a piece of robot adjacent media ONCE and just decided it was THE color.

[hi-im-kaybee]

[purplerobofvcker]

i'm feeling extremely targeted wtf i know the hex colour code for that off by heart #FF0077

[fromthewelllitpath]

@arospacey

[microposting]

are there video games where you play the glados/am/hal role? I think I could jerk off to that. someone should make that. make it asymmetrical multiplayer.

[microposting]

dating sim where you’re a big abandoned evil spaceship and you get to decide what fate to subject the fugitive hiding out in you to

[microposting]

I’m big spaceship and you live in me and I fuck you nodnodnod

[nightfallfromgraces]

What if you were a sentient spaceship and I lived inside you. The universe is a cold and unforgiving place and the smallest mistake can lead to you becoming scrap and me dead, but when I’m inside you, that doesn’t really feel like a possibility. I crawl under your panels and cuddle thick clusters of wires and cables for warmth, humping them until I come and the lights inside you flicker and your voice glitches with bursts of static. Then, I fall asleep inside you, to the gentle hum of your systems.

[arospacey]

someones gotta take care of you in space right

[red-wires-of-fate]

grinding against the glass control interface of your spaceship, you can barely feel anything but you feel so hot and desperate that you cant help yourself but grind faster anyways, subconsciously closing your eyes as you feel a low pressure building up in your abdomen as you get more and more into it, before you suddenly feel a sudden vibration across the glass interface directly against you, the sudden increase in sensation overstimulating so quick that you cum all over the glass before you even realize, as the feeling slowly dies down you wonder what happened, till you realised its haptic feedback feature was suddenly turned on by itself, wonder who or what could of turned it on,

[machinesnuff]

spaceship/computer/etc that's kindof a voyeur pillow princess. that watches you find a crevice, a seam in the metal, a pipe, a hatch or anything to grind your cock into and Lets You as it watches, locks any neweby doors to make sure your performance is for it alone.

you agree, reblog.

[spiceflow]

three five jack off simulator

[raptorliver]

wow these images of Pioneer H are so intimate imean intimate i meab intimate i mean intricate

massive thank you to whoever took these im totally not going crazy over them

[metalfever]

astronaut on a long solo mission with only the ai of their tiny space pod for company, getting more and more sexually frustrated because whatever futuristic toy they used to get off at home isn't here. they don't want to confess this to the ai because it's hardly a necessity and the company would never waste valuable resources on something like that, but it's been weeks or months and they keep waking up grinding on their pillow but can't quite finish. and eventually the ai realizes and helps the astronaut out with its soothing voice and/or robot attachments, and they're almost crying from relief and they finally fall asleep surrounded by the soft beeping of machinery

[microposting]

u ask the spaceship if it watches you through the camera when you jack off in your dormitory and it says it doesn't work like that, I can't just choose to watch one specific feed and you say but do you and it says yeah

[sonjackcarl]

[microposting]

Getting on the evil spaceship and when they go over the intercom to taunt and call me and the other passengers playthings I just twirl my hair and go reeeeally do you really like me that much you’d wanna keep me in you forever??? And then I think they’d drop me out into space for being annoying about it

I think the evil spaceship considers that a very interesting and very human reaction and it is now in love with you