[arp-omni]

tme lesbian any pronouns

[ewaneneollav]

Whats for dinner oh spider jelly what a surprise

[bifauxnenarmand]

[arp-omni]

I want this so fucking bad do any lesbian milfs into findom want to give me a one time gift of $300 for absolutely nothing in return.

[arp-omni]

Hi

[seali]

Skimming stone

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

never get your info from tiktok, guys.

i seriously thought that donald trump and joe biden spoke chinese and sang to each other in a snowy forest

[papayajuan2019]

when i try to be nice to myself: he's not gonna fuck you bro

[arp-omni]

I want this so fucking bad do any lesbian milfs into findom want to give me a one time gift of $300 for absolutely nothing in return.

[cheddar-baby]

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[3rd-r8-watrbendr]

[bibleforboys]

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[ki-nue]

[toskarin]

the aldi subreddit is worth a check. most brand ones aren't, but maybe 10% or so of the posts are just people posting "this wasn't good" with a photo of some sort of boschesque food item that they invented and unleashed on the civilian population

[toskarin]

I'm imagining the smell of lemon and lavender broth wafting out of the pot in a way that would upset someone and keep cackling because all I can imagine is that it has to smell like a dead centipede

[stardoopy]

doto 👇

doto ☝️

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