slimy swamp ape

hi im logan and i like reptiles

[tekkenjournalist]

THE UNITED HEALTHCARE ASSASSIN DOEWSNT LIKE TEKKEN

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[victusinveritas]

[icarianarts]

Beavis and Butthead’s adventures in becoming local convention scourges

[pixeltards]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

cozy cottagecore latte shop light mechanics improv heavy cheese goblin DND players when they see a bandit

[gondorrevealparty]

your fursona doesn't have to be a dog, cat, or bunny, okay?

you could be a beautiful Seal

or you could be a noble Giraffe

you could be a wise Alligator

or a clever Ape

or a mighty Ape

or a rambunctious Ape

or a mysterious Ape

or a whimsical Ape

or an adventurous Ape

or a nimble Ape

or an enchanted Ape

or a heroic Ape

or a luminous Ape

or a bald Ape

or a forbidden Ape

or an ancient Ape

or a nautical Ape

or a badly injured Ape

or a devious Ape

or a powerful Ape

or a noble Ape

or a clever Ape

or a nuanced Ape

or a bad Ape

or a clever Ape

or a interesting Ape

or a peaceful Ape

or a quaint Ape

or a wealthy Ape

or a valiant Ape

or a happy Porcupine

or a happy Ape

[oneheadtoanother]

[gondorrevealparty]

nose drake: I'm making lots of scents

[pleasuretrade]

the Leather Archives & Museum in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[angelicguy]

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

[virtualgirladvance]

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE BRIDGE TROLL: you must solve my riddles three or you will suck my gnarled wee

SUSPICIOUS MERCHANT: my wares cost no coin, but remember: everything has a price...

ORC WITH A URINARY TRACT INFECTION: [pissing in a bush] AAAAAOOOOOOOUUUHHHHHHH

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I taught a chimpanzee MMA but couldnt control him he was too powerful and now I need a karate master to dispatch him. painlessly I love him like a son even though he punched a hole through my chest and tore me in half mortal kombat style