slimy swamp ape

hi im logan and i like reptiles

[treecitysessions]

[barry2018-2023]

absolute cunt serves absolutely

[barry2018-2023]

no?

[barry2018-2023]

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

[junglejim4322]

They need a pride flag for this

[tomshivbaby]

absolutely incomprehensible, beautiful

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

send this to your ex with no context

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[sandmandaddy69]

[muntzerism-diggerism]

Best part of following this account is that there's a new Ogre Blowjob Hell once every two months

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[martial-art-world]

reverse iaido. putthe enemy's sowrd back in its saya reeeeeal quiclk

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[hometoursandotherstuff]