Arson💛

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Virgil is a mood.

Janus: You know I could kill you if I wanted to Virgil~

Virgil: Oh yeah? So could literally anyone else.

Janus: I mean..

Virgil: So could Remus.

Janus:

Virgil: So could Roman.

Janus:

Virgil: So could a dedicated frog.

Janus:

Virgil: Heck-

I could kill me if I wanted to.

Janus: ...

Janus: Are you like... Okay?

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Slushies

Logan: Why are your tongues purple?

Roman: We had slushies.

Virgil: I had a blue one.

Roman: I had a red one.

Logan: Oh

Roman:

Virgil:

Logan:

Logan: OH

Patton: ...

Patton: You drank each other’s slushies?

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Marshmallows

Patton: Hey guys... Do you think I could fit, say, fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Logan, Virgil and Janus (simultaneously): You’re a hazard to society.

Patton: ...

Remus: And a coward-

Roman: -Do twenty.

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Patton the Gay Frog

So we all know the ‘Turn the fricking frogs gay’ thing.

But what we also know is that Patton is a frog.

We also know that Patton is gay.

What I’m getting at, is that Patton is the gay frog.

So who put the chemicals in the water?

My bet’s on Remus.