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Grace: this party is so weird (and sad) š
Stratt, thinking: perhaps if I sing him a tender yet melancholic love song in front of all of our coworkers it will help
yall turned me gay
Aren't you bi?
Also if you're bi but not in a relationship aren't you just on standbi?
Curious pebble (3/?)
Part 1 / Part 2
A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!
@acewithapaintbrush
Adrian: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL MATE QUESTION?!
Grace: I swear I didnāt teach him this! I promise!
Adrian: LOOK AT WHAT YOUāVE DONE!
Rocky: Watch me macarena statement. My hands are in the air as if I simply do not care. I have also learned the whip and, additionally, the nay-nay.
Adrian: IāM CALLING A DOCTOR.
Rocky: Observe the worm *hits the ground with an earth-shaking thwump and screeches along the floor*
Stratt: This is Dr Grace, heās⦠not my assistant, some other word.
Grace: Iām her carer.
Stratt: Yeah, my carer. He cares so I donāt have to.
rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.
rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW
So Iām listening to the audiobook for what is probably the 49th time, and decided to immortalise my first thought when I first listened to this part.
Stratt just collecting herself various scientists of varying willingness to be there and completely unconcerned by the scientists who are protesting that they donāt belong there.
Go forth and gather your scientists Stratt, itās so fucking funny.
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. IāD BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. āOH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?ā
Mine is Rogue Warrior. Iām a fuckin ranger
Moots, do your thing
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White warrior
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I love the idea of Rocky extending Graceās lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him
@the-eccentric-of-notre-dame i made this are you proud of me
do you reckon any eridian has ever called another eridian at the thrum a staggering waste of ammonia
Stratt: Iām not going to be able to stop all these straight astronauts from banging each other, this is a total disaster.
Ryland Grace, the resident aroace: They are literally professionals??? Thatās not going to happen???
Dubois and Shapiro: Just fyi we are fucking š
Grace: š«Øš°š«Øš°
by the time rocky and grace arrive on erid theyāve spent 4 years constructing the worlds most unintuitive english-eridian creole language and no one can understand a word of what rocky is saying
An extra delightful thing about Project Hail Mary is that, eventually, humans WILL go to Erid, and Eridians WILL visit Earth. And there's every likelihood Rocky will be there to see it.
For one, humans on Earth likely continued to breed astrophage, trying to minimize its range or damaging effects - any number of things. Rendering it sterile would be ideal, of course, but it was likely impossible until the mission succeeded. You can damn well bet your ass Stratt was out there chaining scientists to workbenches, trying to find or force a silver lining. She wouldn't be wrong: Astrophage IS an excellent source of fuel, which means it has great potential. PLUS!! the discovery of Taumeba gives you a way to control it.
Erid is only 16 light years away.
Imagine humanity pulled back from the brink, striving together to produce not one but TWO (at least!) huge joint efforts to save ourselves and each other. Project Hail Mary was followed the Taumeba Project, surely. The world comes together again.
I, however, like to imagine there was a third plan.
I think meeting Eridians became a worldwide obsession. Ryland Grace's legacy can be nothing but a collective triumph, though his contact with intelligent alien life is somehow second to saving the Earth and who knows how many other systems. Once saved, the next major project would surely be meeting our interplanetary friends. How would we say "hello"?
Let's say Earth's initial overture is a simple probe, Voyager style. What do you send? Well, they know Grace may still be out there, or at least was/is known to Eridian culture. He's the one link; the only common element.
The probe launches, and what it's full of is love for Ryland Grace. His childhood pictures. Interviews with his students. Thousands of statues and dedications and documentaries. Videos of worldwide celebrations of the Day of Grace. Kids' drawings of Rocky with laboriously-written thank you notes, thick with crayon so the Eridians can see. We love him too. We love you already.
Given their longevity, I imagine Rocky and Adrian opening the probe together, trilling over memories of their old friend. Stories they only heard about secondhand or not at all. Joy and triumph and thankfulness and hope, all in one small interstellar package. Amaze amaze amaze.
After all, it's Full of Grace.
no but im thinking about the videos diaries now bcos for like 20 years Grace and the other astronauts were all remembered as the heroes who went on a suicide mission to save the sun? which is impressive on its own but once the beetles come back and some of the videos get released everyone is like :O :O :O bcos not ONLY did Ryland Grace nobly volunteer to go on a suicide mission to save the sun, he did the whole mission by himself after the other astronauts died and made first contact with an alien species while he was at it?? he's basically the best guy in history??
but then someone leaks the Full Unadultered Ryland Grace diaries and there's gonna be various Realisations along the lines of
oh my god he didn't volunteer. oh god he was so angry & miserable and lonely up there. they just sent this sweet man to die in space against his will. oh we're all alive because they killed this poor man. okay.
oh my god he was so stupid he was such a stupid dork he nearly got us all killed so many times