CATastrophic29

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[commonblackbirdxx]

Ever think how Berkian's or the Dragon riders would appear insane to the other people.

Maybe the Barbaric Archipelago host an annual Thing and Viggo wanting an intel about the dragon riders (who are clearly from the Archipelago) managed to secure an invite via some other tribe.

He's there rubbing shoulders with Chiefs and heirs up when the Berk representative showed up. He doesn't know the Dragon Riders are from Berk yet.

He learned that:

Berk's Chief, Stoick the Vast is a 6'9ft giant weighing 400 pounds. A renown dragon killer and engaged dragons in hand to hand combat, no weapons or dragon root needed.

Their Viking adult initiation means the top student will fight a monstrous nightmare in a cage fight. (isn't that an execution method in other tribes? What do you mean initiation?)

The Chief's son is last year's winner, he didn't defeat the monstrous nightmare because he decided to go for something bigger. (What does that mean?)

Spitelout, one of Berk Chief's retinue bragged about his son acquiring the most Screaming Death scales out of his peers. And showed scales as evidence (Viggo's execution method literally involves pushing people into whispering death hole. What do you mean someone actually tunneled down there to steal some scales?)

Gobber mentioning that Spitelout's son use to be his apprentice in weapons testing. His apprentice (Snotlout) used to test catapults by launching himself to the sky to see if it works. (Which again sounds like an execution method.)

Gobber also complain about two troublemakers (Ruff and Tuff) who dedicated themselves to serving Loki. Which involves putting a cart of sharp objects on the apprentice's landing spot. (Which still sounds like a method of execution to him.)

There's also Astrid (that name sounds familiar) who was a strict drill sergeant who made everyone do push up until their hands fall off every time they mess up. (Not too bad compared to other things Viggo had heard.)

Everything in Berk is an execution method. (Fishlegs is the model citizen unless hypnotised.)

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Haymitch: I don’t gossip. Okay, maybe sometimes I find out things, or I hear something and I pass that information on… You know, kind of like a public service.

[lilbuddybd]

I think my favourite part of Ruffnut and Tuffnut from the shows is that they’re actually really academically intelligent, but in literally every other situation they’re utter morons. Complete fools. Incurable idiots. I love them so much

[autumndragon]

i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

[berks-worst-viking]

THE TAGS!

(Also absolutely need the comments here, they’re hilarious.)

[catastrophic29]

Happy birthday Haymitch Abernathy!!!

[catastrophic29]

Haymitch: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Chaff: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

[forestfullofberries]

[justcakethanks]

I laugh every time like a MONSTER

[sunthoon]

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

[sentennial]

sometimes the only thing standing between humanity and the apocalypse is an unethical girlboss and her woke dog

individual shitposts under the cut (i just liked how this canvas turned out all together lol) ->

really proud of grace’s second expression here. that’s all. it was a pain in my cojones but i think i got it

do russians wear cargo shorts? lmk. it felt right to me that dmitri would wear cargo shorts but im open to discourse on the subject.

[iskander-tm]

Rocky's ptsd makes him stupid as hell, but no worries, Adrian would still listen and console to the best of their abilities

[modernmusess]

haymitch in cf when katniss pulls up her list of allies and it’s just every person he’s ever known

[thereal-sillyguy]

"Rocky is like Graces pet" "Grace is like Rockys pet"

Isn't a really important part of the movie them being..equals? I feel like this is forgotten. Neither of them are 'more stupid'. They're equals. You can't compare their technology because their separate evolutionary needs made them create different things. Why are you people weirdly obsessed with borderline dehumanising them - even if one isn't 'technically' human, he is still intelligent & with a conscious. His Species Literally Went To Space. They're equals.

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[sssapplebottomjeans]

danny motta not only predicting varian's turn to the dark side, but also that he'd become part of the government ("there's no reason why varian shouldn't be living in a castle" "make varian the king of corona" (king no but king's advisor YES) "make varian the head of science") and get taken in by a rival kingdom and this is before he knew saporia even EXISTED

[saym0-0]

another teacher grace moment i love is when rocky gives him the oxygen model he goes 'i dont have one of these thank you!' like that is THE most teacher response ever when a child gives them something utterly incomprehensible but made with love

[missdeeds5070]

Book!Grace and Movie!Grace are funny in very different ways.

Book!Grace is so snarky. He's endearing, but also prickly. Like, THIS guy would definitely tell someone off in a fit of pique. Sometimes I feel like I can feel him pouting. He reads like controlled chaos to me. And I feel like there's a low grade thrum of exasperation in him all the time. My dude wants to smack his students fuckass parents with a nickel filled sock. Also he often went bar for bar with Stratt (which I think is part of why he became her second). He stood ten toes down when he needed.

Movie!Grace is much more Hot Smart Loser Nerd. He's funny moreso in how he reacts to different situations. He makes me feel protective. He's a softer more anxious version (soft, not weak) who doesn't feel like he's got as many city miles on him as Book!Grace does. THIS guy would absolutely befriend a spider crab in two seconds flat. He feels much more gentle and accessible.

I love both versions and I honestly tend to combine both verses as I please. Anyway this was so scatterbrained, lol.