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theunfortunate-author

my daily affirmation as an author

arson-possum

my daily affirmation as a visual artist

catbunblue302

Renarin: I... I think I'm attracted to men.

Adolin: Yeah, that's normal. Every guy wants to kiss their friends. 🥰

Renarin:

Renarin: That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about the human experience to dispute it.

nooneinnportant

Jasnah is gasslight, gatekeep, girl boss and Hoid is mansplain, manipulate, manwhore.

goth-queen

arson-possum

True happiness comes from obsessing over hot vampires

ryebreadgf

just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!

ryebreadgf

this is so scary

huggingtentacles

That has to be false. That's misinformation hold on

huggingtentacles

holy fucking shit

arson-possum

this is insane

natequarter

jasnah would peg hoid and find this a satisfactory arrangement because it means she doesn't have to get her body too involved, but also the whole time she's pegging hoid she's mentally writing a paper on the sociological implications of a woman penetrating a man and what it says about gender roles and sex in vorin society, that is to say it's a perfect arrangement for both of them, because hoid gets off on powerful women ignoring him. sexually

hbmmaster

once again participating in No December November, where the challenge is to abstain from december for the entire month of november

pulereen

local child and her fucked up looking cat

naomi-the-red-deactivated202511

‘Journey before Destination’ as an anti-ai response honestly goes so hard

biplet

*slams door open, covered in blood* I finished wind and truth

clowngirrl

There’s this pug on tiktok named Albert, and I can’t stop thinking about how his greed for food is making him singlehandedly the best dog acrobat ever.

#once he fell behind the couch because he wanted nachos #some other time he did a headstand because he wanted pizza #this is the type of greed the bible warns about lol

emdure

official mean girls & diary of a wimpy kid accounts acknowledging punkplastic. they’re basically canon now . perchance

arson-possum

The nature is healing, crackships are BACK BABYYY

#also punkplastic is SUCH AND AMAZING ship name for them OMG #the vibes are immaculate #i feel like its elsa x jack frost all over again and it’s great

levforfakes-deactivated20260123

"i asked chat gpt-" well i asked hoid and he played his flute a little bit and told me a very long story that i didnt understand

podcastwizard

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

Let’s make a painting! The more votes a colour will have, the more of it will be in the painting!

white

black

red

light blue

dark blue

yellow

warm yellow

light green

dark green

brown

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

#tumbrl #random polls #oil painting #shitpost #art #art experiment

arrowheadedbitch

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

arrowheadedbitch

It tried to make it again and I somehow made milk???? I used almond milk but it tastes like whole milk???? Like straight from the fucking tit what the fuck, HOW DID I MAKE LACTOSE FREE MILK WTF WTF HOWWW