[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wokeuplaughing]

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

saw a “pick a powerful tumblr quote” poll but it was just all the pompous ones. here’s the Real Shit:

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLET

you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

his wife has filled his house w chintz. to keep it real i fuck him on the floor

Shelob got that dump truck and a gorilla grip spussy (…) i said what i said

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023

[necrowyrm]

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

[itslookingback]

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

[thethingy]

older brother

[jelibaen]

Seeing bug race take over tumblr and getting nostalgic and feely thinking about the other things that brought the site together like crab button, november 5, josh fight, area 51... little stupid things that bring us all together for no reason other than fun and joy

I love this hellsite so much

[liesmyth]

sorry if I want my girlfriend to be a cosmic horror. I just think it's hot

[radioactvunicorn]

every episode of the last of us

[avalynramsaygames]

Remember folks:

If you see a cat,

Say "a cat!"

[cheddar-baby]

Look at me, joyous and smiling *gets hit by

[brbjellyfishing]

[catchymemes]

[cikero]

⚠️⚠️group grazing in 10 minutes ⚠️⚠️

[thepleasuregoblin]

🤫

[heslittle]

[redfagdiver]

[rslashrats]

[mens-rights-activia]

This is how the ancient Spartans would speak to each other in battle

[nastywizard]

LET'S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

[nastywizard]

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