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Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)
Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?
Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor
Judge: gasp
Jury: gasp
Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling
My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…
What if I told you you’re the very first * plays with a tress of my hair*
Mama Wonder Woman AU: More Danny x Cass Ideas
In the middle of the large Justice League Watchtower observation deck, many of the league members are hanging out after one of their longer battles. Phantom hadn’t been hurt in the battle but he had used a large amount of his ectoplasm holding up a segment of the building they were in while the rest of the heroes got out. He was currently healing in a way only a ghost could. Feeding his obsessions.
He was constantly fluttering around the large space, checking to make sure everyone was okay as a means to fulfill his protection obsession while intermittently looking out at the cosmos to fulfill his space obsession. It was during one of these intermittent checks out the windows when Phantom, not watching where he was going and holding his tangibility as a means to transport some lemonade for one of his fellow heroes, accidentally stubs his toe. On reflex he exclaims, “Fuck me!”
He’d been hanging around John Constantine a lot. Weirdly, the magus suddenly felt a sense of oncoming dread as Wonder Woman gripped her lasso with malicious intent.
Suddenly, from across the room, Black Bat, who had been signing her report to Batman at the time, immediately stopped what she was doing and ran in a dead sprint for Phantom. Leaping over other heroes, never once slowing down. Phantom had only noticed what was happening when he heard the commotion and turned to see Black Bat jumping at him eerily similarly to a cat pouncing on its prey.
Phantom on instinct, or so he would later tell Batman, grabbed Black Bat and phased them before her momentum could push them into the adjoining wall. They only reappeared an hour later, Black Bat looking rather pleased with herself and Phantom looking rather rumpled. His suit was on backwards, his hair was more of a mess than usual, his belt was in his hand rather than fastened onto him, and one of his boots was missing. A rather odd situation seeing as they were sure his suit was a part of his ghostly body rather than any kind of removable accessory.
He refused to look Batman in the eye for a week.
Danny: Hi, I made the horrible mistake of existing in the same environment as you and calling you "really pretty" where my friends could hear, and they forced me to come bother you. Would you mind looking vaguely amused by me for 5 minutes? Then as soon as they stop watching us I'll make a break for it.
Cass, giggling: Sit, you're funny.
trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night
Devils Advocate
John Constantine x fem!Reader
summary: Kissing and slightly teasing John after a successful Demon hunt.
warning: MDNI (18+), suggestive, sex mentioned (not described), slightly dryhumping John, killing a demon mentioned , demons, blood, a lot of teasing, cigarettes and their smell mentioned (it’s John, are we surprised?)
A/N: soooo. I was going through my drafts and I found this fic I wrote 2 months ago but I never posted this (I didn’t like it & tbh I still don’t but whateverrrrr here you are, hope you enjoy this <33)😛
People think the Devil’s Advocate means defending the bad guy. But it doesn’t really mean that.
It means being willing to walk into places nobody else would touch, willing to look directly at the worst possibility and ask: what if that’s the truth? Which was probably why you and John got along so well. You both weren’t a normal couple. You both definitely have a lot of issues.
The Demon you’d spent three days hunting with John was now laying dissolved into black ash across the floor, its body unable to maintain shape after John had tricked it into breaking a contract written nearly five hundred years ago.
“You know,” John muttered as he flicked blood, not his blood, from his knuckles. “most couples go out for dinner. Watch a movie together or sum.”
You stared at the ruined long lost building around you, at the shattered glass laying across the floor, at the ash disappearing from the remains of the demon you finally got to kill.
“Most couples don’t spend their evenings arguing with a a few centuries year old demon pretending to be a saint.”
“Fair point, love.”
The silence that followed wasn’t peaceful. The air still smelled wrong. The kind of scent that crawled into your lungs and stayed there. The creature had been feeding on grief. Specifically the grief of people who visited the building just to seek a little peace from the world outside.
The Demon whispered to them. Because it knew how lonely these people were who came here. Promised reunions, promised dead loved ones and then it hollowed them out from the inside.
But this wasn’t even the worst part, no, it wasn’t. The victims had thanked it while it happened.
John had called it one of the nastier bastards I’ve met. Which considering his life, was saying a lot about the situation.
You leaned against a cracked stone pillar, exhausted enough that your legs felt heavy. Across from you John looked equally destroyed.
His tie hung loose, white shirt was stained with dirt and ash, there was a split in his lower lip and dark circles sat beneath his eyes. He definitely looked awful but at the same time he looked beautiful. Which was honestly sooo annoying. This man looks so beautiful even when he could use a coma sleep.
“You nearly got possessed.” you said.
“I didn’t.”
“You absolutely did.”
“Didn’t.”
“The thing was literally speaking through your mouth.”
“Momentary setback.” John pointed a finger at you. You laughed despite yourself and then he laughed too.
For a moment neither of you said anything. The darkness around the building seemed to disappear a little. This still doesn’t mean that this place is now peaceful or that the danger was gone.
There was another reason. You both survived and you will see another day together. It happened so often that it should have stopped meaning something. But somehow the meaning only grew because every mission carried the possibility that one of you wouldn’t come back. Every time you both did, the relief felt so great.
John understood that better than anyone. You saw it in the way his gaze lingered. In the way he looked at you now. He looked at you as if he’s mentally checking if you’re alright or hurt somewhere.
His expression slightly softened when he didn’t find anything. He thought you wouldn’t notice how his expression softened but you did. John realized you caught it, which immediately made him scowl.
“Don’t.” He warned you before you could even say anything.
“Don’t what?”
“Look at me like that.”
“Like what?” A grin tugged at your mouth.
“Like you’re planning something now.”
“Oh, you think I planned something?.”
“God help me.”
“You loooove me.”.
“You are unbearable.” John groaned
“You love me. I’m your girlfriend and let me remind you of the time you cried when I was on top-” John cuts you off before you can finish your sentence.
“I did not cry.”
“You did, admit it.” A smirk is now planted on your face.
“You make my life significantly worse.”
“Whatever helps you sleep better at night. But we both now it’s after we have sex. Multiple rounds.” His eyes narrowed and your smile widened.
Then he was walking toward you with that dangerous confidence that always made your pulse trip over itself. The same confidence that had talked demons into destroying themselves. The same confidence that somehow survived every terrible decision he’d ever made.
You stayed exactly where you were because moving would have felt wrong and because you enjoyed this far too much.
John stopped directly in front of you. Close enough that you could smell cigarette smoke beneath the blood and dust.
Way too close enough that your heartbeat became a speeding mess.
“You’re insufferable.”
“You keep saying that.”
“It’s true.”
“And yet here you are.” His jaw tightened. You knew that look, very very well.
It was the look John got whenever he wanted something and was trying extremely hard not to admit it.
Neither of you looked away and the tension stretched and stretched and finally snapped.
John kissed you first. The kiss wasn’t gentle by any means. Kissing him was never really gentle. There was too much frustration, too much relief, too many things neither of you knew how to say properly.
His hand found your waist. Yours caught the front of his shirt, pulling him closer. The taste of smoke lingered on his lips. The same split in his lip brushed against yours.
The kiss deepened. It turned into something so messy and desperate Like both of you were trying to burn away the adrenaline still trapped inside you.
You could feel his heartbeat. It was beating so fast, you absolutely love the reaction you get out of him whenever you two kissed.
A breathless laugh escaped you when he backed you against the pillar.
“Careful now.” you murmured.
“Why?”
“This place is technically still not safe.”
“Think we’ve done enough damage already.” You laughed again and John kissed you before the sound could fully leave your mouth. His forehead rested briefly against yours.
“You know.” you whispered, “for someone who complains constantly, you seem pretty happy we survived.”
John’s eyes flickered. Something darker moved through them.
“You have no idea, love.” The words landed heavily. You kissed him again but this time a little slower. And when he pulled you closer, when your bodies pressed together through layers of clothing, neither of you seemed really interested in creating distance. The tension that had been building all night finally had somewhere to go.
Your arms wrapped around his neck. His hands settled firmly at your waist. The kiss became heated again.
The kind that made ruined and cursed buildings and demons feel very far away. You shifted closer without thinking, your front now brushing against his hard dick now. You noticed this of course and decided to rub against him a little more. John moaned softly against your mouth.
One of his hands tightened slightly. It wasn’t enough to hurt you but enough to make your stomach flip. The movement drew another quiet laugh from you.
“Dangerous waters baby. You sure you wanna fuck in a cursed building? Risk other demons watching you crying and beg for more?”
“That can wait until we’re back home. Consider this… a reward.” You murmured and you feel the heat creeping up your face, you’re a blushing mess now.
“A reward?”
“We won.”
“We nearly died.” John whispers teasingly in your ears.
“But we didn’t.”
“That’s your criteria?”
“Absolutely.” John shook his head but he looked way too pleased by the logic. Which was probably because it was exactly the sort of terrible logic he used himself.
Calm down always
Danny: Wally ssseriousssly, don't try to pick me up! I weigh like 500 poundsss!
Wally: No way! The ground is freezing, and you're burnt out from being in your Phantom form so often. *grunts as he tries to lift Danny's tail* Let me help!
Danny: I appreciate it, really, but itsss not posssssible. I can, well not walk but like ssslither? myssself. I don't mind a bit of a cold floor.
Wally: *deflating* I wish super speed came with super strength so I could help you more.
Danny: You built a giant heat lamp for me, and risssked getting in ssseriousss trouble jussst ssso I could sssee the ssstarsss again by sssneaking me into the WatchTower! You help me a ton! *hugs him and coils around him* Besssidesss, you're like my persssonal ssspace heater too!
Wally: *snorts* I guess I do help more than I thought.
Part 1(I guess)
Lucifer, Alastor, and Mimzy's relationship could be so funny and no one ever talks about it
Like first of all Mimzy WILL be flirting with Lucifer just no matter what
In an instance where Alastor and Lucifer are dating Mimzy still flirts with him. Alastor doesn't mind at all because he knows Mimzy and he knows Lucifer and he knows that literally nothing is ever going to happen. At this point Mimzy is mostly flirting because she thinks the panic on Lucifer’s face is hilarious. Lucifer doesn't understand why Alastor’s letting her get away with this because he's seen him eat people who's looked at him in ways he randomly decides he doesn't like but Mimzy sends Lucifer nudes when drunk and that's fine? Yeah okay sure
In a more canonical setting Alastor is completely unsurprised by how badly Mimzy wants to fuck Lucifer. He knows she has terrible taste in men but he's still sighing dramatically and telling her that she can do better. Every time he tries to get her to stop she's just like "Alastor. I WANT A SUGAR DADDY!" And at first Lucifer wants nothing at all to do with Mimzy but then he sees that Alastor actually likes her and he does fully become her sugar daddy just to fuck with him. Alastor isn't even mad at Lucifer like yes he's a little annoyed but he's also just kind of impressed that Mimzy actually did it.
In every situation Mimzy wins, Lucifer loses, and Alastor just has to be here.
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This made me laugh so hard omg I love Goose
I hope they make a new project eventually with a less toxic fanbase
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you can't boil me it's july 17th
it's july 17th again you can't boil me
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The summoned hero has one critical flaw: They have sociopathic and psychopathic traits. However, psychopathy and sociopathy don't automatically equate to being a bad person. The hero genuinely tries to do the right thing, resulting in situations which are either hilarious or horrifying...
blood for the blood lily
skulls for the holy throne
next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant
you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons
its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow