Funny95

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[panphobiq]

i did this by hand. it took me forever, no magic wand, only eraser, my hand hurts. id appreciate a reblog for my efforts!! please …. 

this is transparent!

[oneiriad]

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

[robininthelabyrinth]

Oh, man, that would absolutely be a thing. The heroes would be so weirded out by it. The villains with codes of ethics would totally band together to force the villains without one (should they be the one requested) to do their part for the cause.

[katyakora]

But imagine the person who has to track down the villains and organise everything?

Like, the first time it happens, no one actually thinks it’s possible, but one of the newbies volunteers to at least try. They get lucky, the kid wants to meet one of the villains who is well known to have a personal code of ethics (eg one of the rogues), and it takes them weeks to track the villain down to this one bar they’ve been seen at a few times, plus a week of staking out said bar, but they finally find them.

So they approach the villain, very politely introduce themselves and explain the situation, finishing with an assurance that, should the villain agree, no law enforcement or heroes will be informed of the meeting.

The villain, assuming it’s a joke, laughs in their face.

At this point, the poor volunteer, who has giving up weeks of their time and no small amount of effort to track down this villain, all so a sweet little girl can meet the person who somehow inspired them, well, at this point the employee sees red.

They explode, yelling at this villain about the little girl who, for some unknown reason, absolutely loved them, had a hand-made stuffed toy of them and was inspired by their struggle to keeping fighting her own and wasn’t the villain supposed to have ethics? The entire bar is witness to this big bad villain getting scolded by some bookish nobody a foot shorter than them.

When the volunteer is done, the villain calmly knocks back their drink, grips the volunteers shoulder and drags them outside. The bar’s patrons assume that person will never be seen again, the volunteer included. But once they’re outside, the villain apologises for their assumption, asks for the kid’s details so they can drop by in the near future, not saying when for obvious reasons. They also give the very relieved volunteer a phone number to call if someone asks for them again.

A week later, the little girl’s room is covered in villain merchandise, several expensive and clearly stolen gifts and she is happily clutching a stack of signed polaroids of her and the villain.

The next time a kid asks to meet a villain, guess who gets that assignment?

Turns out, the first villain was quite touched by the experience of meeting their little fan, and word has gotten around. The second villain happily agrees when they realise it’s the same volunteer who asked the other guy. Unfortunately, one of the heroes sees the villain entering the kid’s hospital and obviously assumes the worst. They rush in, ready to drag the villain out, but the volunteer stands in their way. The hero spends five minutes getting scolded for trying to stop the villain from actually doing a good thing and almost ruining the kid’s wish. The volunteer gets a reputation among villains as someone who can not only be trusted with personal contact numbers but who will do everything they can to keep law enforcement away during their visits.

The volunteer has a phonebook written in cypher of all the villain’s phone numbers, with asterixes next to the ones to call if any other villains give them trouble.

Around the office, they gain the unofficial job title of The Villain Wrangler.

[beka-tiddalik]

The heroes are genuinely flabbergasted by The Villain Wrangler. At first, some of the heroes try to reason with them.

Heroes: “Can’t you, just, give us their contact details? They’ll never even have to know it was you.”

The Villain Wrangler: “Yeah sure, <rollseyes> because all these evil geniuses could never possibly figure out that it’s me who happens to be the common thread in the sudden mass arrests. Look man, even if it wouldn’t get me killed, it would disappoint the kids. You wouldn’t want to disappoint the kids would you?”

Heroes: “… no~ but…”

The Villain Wrangler: “Exactly.”

Eventually, one of the anti-hero types gets frustrated, and decides to take a stand. They kidnap the Villain Wrangler and demand that they give up the contents of the little black book of Villains, or suffer the consequences. It’s For the Greater Good, the anti-hero insists as they tie the Villain Wrangler to a pillar.

The Villain Wrangler: “You complete idiot, put me back before someone figures out that I’m missing.”

Anti-hero: “…excuse me?”

The Villain Wrangler: “Ugh, do I have to spell this out for you? Do you actually want your secret base to be wiped off the map? With us in it? Sugarsticks, how long has it been? If they get suspicious, they check in, and then if I miss a check-in, they tend to come barging into wherever I am just to prove that they can, even if they figure out that they’re not being threatened by proxy. Suffice to say, Auntie Muriel really regretted throwing my phone into the pool when she strenuously objected to me answering it during family time. If they think for even one moment that I’ve given them up, they won’t hesitate to obliterate both of us from their potential misery. You do know some of the people in my book have like missiles and djinni and elemental forces at their disposal, right?”

Anti-hero: “Wait, what? I thought they trusted you?!”

The Villain Wrangler: “Trust is such a strong word!”

Villain: “Indeed.”

Anti-hero: “Wait, wha-” <slumps over, dart sticking out of neck>

The Villain Wrangler: “Thanks. I thought they were going to hurt me.”

Villain: “You did well. You kept them distracted, and gave us time to follow your signal.” <cuts Villain Wrangler free>

The Villain Wrangler: <rubbing circulation back into limbs> “Yeah well, you know me, I do whatever I have to. So I’ll see you Wednesday at four at St Martha’s? I’ve got an 8yo burns unit patient recovering from her latest batch of skin grafts who could really use a pep talk.”

Villain: “… of course. Yes… I… yes.”

The Villain Wrangler: “I just think you could really reach her, you know?”

Villain: <unconsciously runs fingers over mask> “I… yes, but, what should I say?”

The Villain Wrangler: “Whatever advice you think you could have used the most just after.”

Villain: <hoists Anti-hero over shoulder almost absently> “….yes.”

The Villain Wrangler wasn’t lying to the Anti-hero. They know that the more ruthless villains would not hesitate if they thought for one second that the Anti-hero would betray them.

But this is not the first time the Villain Wrangler has gone to extreme lengths to protect their identities.

Trust is a strong word. The Villain Wrangler earned it, and is terrified by what it could mean.

[weezley]

My first official deadpool headcanon is this. This this this.

[fireandwonder]

Okay but this whole concept actually makes a lot of sense, because villains are a lot more likely to be disfigured/disabled/use adaptive devices (bc ableist tropes), so of course, say, a child amputee is going to be more interested in the villain with a robot arm who almost destroyed New York than the heroes that took him down.

Also, imagine one of the kids gets better, and a few years down the line becomes a villain themself, except their crimes are things like smuggling chemo drugs across the border for families that can’t afford treatment, or stealing from corrupt businessmen to make donations to underfunded hospitals (idk this turned into a Leverage AU or something) and every time the heroes encounter her, they’re like “oh no. she’s getting away. curses. welp, nothing we can do.” Though it isn’t that she can’t take them on; bc of course once the villain from way back when found out what she was up to, he started helping/training her. 

“I thought they just hired someone to dress up and pretend to be you,” she says, amazed, when he reveals himself. “I didn’t think they actually got the real you!”

Every year the Villain Wrangler gets a very expensive gift basket from the pair.

[kelssiel]

and for the kids who don’t get better the villains are there too, they show up to every funeral, they bear too small coffins on their shoulders and the heroes stand aside

they are fierce with grieving families assuring them that their child will not be forgotten, and they don’t balk at negative emotions, they don’t tell people to be strong or “celebrate their child’s life,” because these parents have every right to their grief and anger

and the lost children are never forgotten. flowers appear on graves during birthdays and anniversaries, heroes find pictures of those kids and they carefully take them down and ensure they’re delivered to the villain’s cell, and a few villains can be seen with friendship bracelets wrapped around their wrists the cops have learned not to try and take them off

[beka-tiddalik]

And then one day, one of the evil geniuses who happens to specialise in inducing bizarre genetic mutations meets a young fan who was born with a rare genetic disorder that is slowly killing them, and realises that they can help.

Another, who created their own exosuit, talks to a young fan and suddenly understands how much the technology that they have built for themselves could revolutionise quality of life for people with muscular dystrophy, or paraplegia, or other disorders that confine people to wheelchairs with little mobility.

A third thinks of a way that their nanobots could be used to detect and remove cancer cells when their fan, who had been in remission, writes to say that the doctors have found a new metastasizing tumour.

Then shortly after, an evil genius specialising in cloning is contacted by an old colleague asking if a suitable heart couldn’t be grown for their young fan with a congenital heart condition who needs a donor.

Suddenly, a pattern of villains offering (and marketing) their insights and resources to improve medical science starts to arise. Many who had previously been operating on society’s fringes are shocked to receive public accolades, research grants and job offers from major companies because of their work.

A grassroots movement arises advocating for imprisoned villains with appropriate qualifications and/or experience to have access to resources to conduct research for the public good. The Second Chance Rehabilitation Project launches.

(It is an open secret that only people who have been vetted by the Villain Wrangler are allowed to join, because the Villain Wrangler has by now a meticulously set up method and intelligence network to run background checks and character references through ensure that none of the children wishing to meet their role models get hurt.)

Being able to say that one is involved with the Project begins to look really good in parole hearings. The Villains involved perform their own quality checks on one another, because if one of their kids got hurt, then all of their kids could potentially lose out, and the ones that are serious about the Project are not having that. (Also, the ability to collaborate with other geniuses is the most interesting thing to happen to most of them since losing to various heroes, and most consider the intellectual stimulation to be worth putting up with the ridiculous egoes and inevitable personality clashes that arise.)

Reformed Villains come out of the woodwork to advocate about better mental healthcare, and support systems. Savvy universities and private labs quietly take their advice, setting up better mental health supports and laboratory safety standards to prevent the Brain Drain caused by losing their less stable scientists to the Costumes.

The Villain Wrangler watches all of this develop with a smile.

Their plan succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

[animentality]

I’m so down for these posts that assume the best of people instead of the worst

[eeyore9990]

Okay, this part caught my attention: “…the Villain Wrangler has by now a meticulously set up method and intelligence network…to ensure that none of the children…gets hurt.” Which led me to the heartbreaking realization that one DID. Get hurt, that is, by the villain they idolized.

And all I can think is that the Villain Wrangler didn’t call in the heroes. They didn’t call in another heart-of-gold villain. No. The VW rolled up their sleeves and went after this person themself. This project is their baby, after all. If they get the accolades for the successes, they must also shoulder the burden of the failures.

The VW hunts down the villain that crossed the line. Their punishment is swift and horrifying; no hero would have the stomach to mete out justice in such a way, and no villain would have the desire to get quite that much blood on their own hands.

There’s. So much… blood.

The Villain Wrangler never forgets. They increase security, increase the hours and background checks… they increase the graveside visits to the child they failed.

Just the one. But one is one too many.

[shrewreadings]

Of course, you all realize that we just uncovered @copperbadge‘s secret identity, don’t you?

[moral-autism]

I’d like to think at least one of the Second Chance Rehabilitation Project villains follows bioethicists and so on just to feel like they’re still breaking a moral consensus.

[art-funny95]

[ESP] Esta es mi (MC) Personaje Jugable del videojuego Hogwarts Mystery. Estamos en el momento luego de la pelea contra Chiara en la misión secundaria “Lobo Solitario”. Me imagine una pelea exhaustiva, pero justa, algo dramática donde se ponía en juego la amistad y la vida de ambas.

[ENG] This is my (MC) Playable Character from the Hogwarts Mystery video game. We are in the moment after the fight against Chiara in the secondary mission "Lone Wolf". I imagined an exhaustive, but fair, somewhat dramatic fight where the friendship and the life of both were at stake.

[art-funny95]

[ESP] Debo decir que no me gustó mucho como me quedo el niño Tanjirou, su rostro no me convence, pero su pose y ropa me gusta cómo me quedaron.

[ENG] I must say that I did not really like how the boy Tanjirou stayed, his face does not convince me, but his pose and clothes I like how I will stay.

[art-funny95]

[ESP] Los primeros chibis de toda mi carrera y vida. Espero que les gusten, ame como me quedo Edogai.

[ENG] The first chibis of my career and life. Hope you like them, I loved how I draw Edogai.🧡

[myaubitch]

COMISIONES🥳

Holis, tuve que abrir comisiones para poder pagar la uni, si alguien esta interesado no duden en mandarme un mensajito por acá o por tw @/Myaubitch que contesto mas rapido

Si comparten se los agradecería 🥰💕

[art-funny95]

[ENG]

A drawing I made of Yui Hirasawa, for a friend, a fan of that anime, and that he is begging me to see (and I do the same to he with Fullmetal Alchemist LOL) If my friend insists, maybe I will draw the other girls, just to please him.

[ESP]

Un dibujo que hice de Yui Hirasawa, para un amigo, un fanático de ese anime, y que me ruega que vea (y yo le hago lo mismo con Fullmetal Alchemist jaja) Si mi amigo insiste, tal vez dibuje a las otras chicas, solo para complacerlo.

[art-funny95]

[ENG]

This drawing of the adorable Nezuko was driven by a friend who suggested I draw it, after it became his Waifu.

 [ESP] 

Este dibujo de la adorable Nezuko fue impulsado por un amigo que me sugirió dibujarla, luego de que se transformara en su Waifu.

[frightknights-n-monstergirls]

You know who I love more than Jonathan Crane? The Rogues from the Twin Cities.

Btw, I know nothing about them in the Nu52 or Rebirth, so I’m going off of New Earth. And this is a weird harem parody headcanons.

You got hired as a waitress at this local bar. You came from out of town looking for a new leaf to turn. Big city life was awesome, but you could deal without the insurance prices being so high. Thanks, Superman.

Keystone is smaller with little cost of living, already far better than where you were before.

Your second night at the bar is when you meet half of them. Only three of them walked in: Mirror Master, Weather Wizard, and Captain Cold.

You were the only waitress that night, so you had to approach them. You were used to drunk men hitting on you, but not sober Scottish super villains.

“Look at ye!” The Scotsman lowly whistled checking you up and down. “Aren’t you a pretty one?” He flashed you a wolfish smile showing off his gap.

You politely ask for their orders, so you can take a breather from these potentially dangerous men. Once you have written down their drinks, you finally were able to walk back to the bar. Before you were out of earshot, you heard one of them exclaim, “She’s new. Don’t scare her off, McCullough.”

You eventually meet all of the Rogues. Axel proved to be a handful after you asked for an ID, the kid is only 19 and the other Rogues allow him in the bar… So you made him a special drink known as a “Shirley Temple”, a Sprite with cherry syrup from the jar. The kid bought so hard into it.

  Mark, the Weather Wizard, would try to show off his “book smarts” by throwing out Mark Twain quotes and recites poems. If you recite a poem back, then Mark will back down. (He doesn’t know too many poems)

Mick is probably the only one who actually talks to you in the flirtatious manner, but with more blushing on his end. He tries to get to know you this way other than trying to use his Rogue status to sleep with you. Digger does try to his Rogue status to do just that. He shows off his throwing skills and tells exaggerated stories where he’s the dashing rogue evading the law.

The worst thing is being spied on by Mirror Master in the most inappropriate times. A mad man with mirror powers doesn’t leave much privacy. However, Evan likes to leave gifts like flowers when you’re not looking.

Once Len finds out about what’s going on, he makes it a point to see you in his civilian clothes. He apologizes for the rest of the Rogues and promises to not bother you. However, you tell him that you don’t mind too much.

Len soon warms up a bit, sometimes throwing an ice pun at you to get you to giggle. Which shocks the rest of the Rogues since Len gave up that habit.

Get ready for pissing contests because these guys don’t share anything outside of what they take from banks. Len, Mick, Digger, and Evan get into dick measuring contests to try to impress you, Mark uses the aforementioned “book-smarts” to gain your affections, and Axel… just sets off fireworks and acts like a kid starving for attention. What did you get yourself into?

[art-funny95]

I need the continuation of this. Or a fanfic .... Or whatever. Rogues Harem, is the best harem.

[art-funny95]

[ENG] This is part of a color Challenge: #askthestargazers, to which I added, in addition, the challenge of drawing only characters from the third and sixth generation of Pokémon (more specifically, Hoenn region, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald games and their remakes). If all goes well, maybe this year another challenge begins, but with other Pokémon characters, even from another series or anime. I like Maxie, in spite of he is more sympathetic and less threatening re-design of ORAS, I wanted her to look awesome and challenging.

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[ESP] 

Este es parte de un Challenge de color: #askthestargazers, al que añadí, además, el reto de dibujar solamente personajes de la tercera y sexta generación de Pokémon (más concretamente, región Hoenn, juegos Ruby, Zafiro, Esmeralda y sus remakes).

Si todo sale bien, quizás este año comience otro reto, pero con otros personajes de Pokémon, incluso de otra serie o anime. Me gusta Maxie, a pesar de su diseño de ORAS es más simpático y menos amenazador, quería que se viera increíble y desafiante.

[art-funny95]

ESPAÑOL Este es parte de un Challenge de color: #askthestargazers, al que añadí, además, el reto de dibujar solamente personajes de la tercera y sexta generación de Pokémon (más concretamente, región Hoenn, juegos Ruby, Zafiro, Esmeralda y sus remakes).

Si todo sale bien, quizás este año comience otro reto, pero con otros personajes de Pokémon, incluso de otra serie o anime. Estoy orgullosa de Haruka. Creo que pude transmitir su entusiasmo y espíritu de lucha - - - - - ENGLISH This is part of a color Challenge: #askthestargazers, to which I added, in addition, the challenge of drawing only characters from the third and sixth generation of Pokémon (more specifically, Hoenn region, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald games and their remakes). If all goes well, maybe this year another challenge begins, but with other Pokémon characters, even from another series or anime. I'm proud of Haruka. I think he can convey his enthusiasm and fighting spirit.

[angerydj]

Sorry if these are hard to see oops

[art-funny95]

I love how this beautiful person draws Montana.

[themultifandomnerd-deactivated2]

Why You Should Read/Watch Gangsta

1. Ethnically Diverse Cast

Gangsta takes place in the fictional city of Ergastulum and it is where the main subjects of the story, Twilights -or Tags- try to coexist with humans. And due to things such as prison overcrowding and becoming home to refugees, the city became a very populated and diverse place and you can see things such as interracial couples and even important characters that are POC/ mixed such as:

Nicolas Brown (mixed- Asian/White)

Alex Benedetto (mixed- Black/Asian)

Galahad Woehor (black)

Doug (mixed- Black/???)

Worick Arcangelo (white)

Yang (Chinese)

2. Disabled Main Character That Kicks Major Ass

One of the main characters, Nicolas Brown, is deaf and often communicates using sign language (and on occasions, he will talk though his voice is distorted and slurred).

However, despite Nicolas being deaf, this guy will easily kick someone’s ass all over town with his katana.

In fact, that’s what he’s most known for: being able to kick someone’s ass even though he can’t hear a thing. Making him notorious throughout the streets of Ergastulum.

There’s also another male main character, Worick Arcangelo, who only has one eye and is sight-impaired because of it. He doens’t let it get to him though and his disability doesn’t make him any less threatening than Nicolas and Ergastulum also knows to fear the one-contract holding normal who’s apart of the Benriya Trio.

3. Badass Female Characters  

Probably one of the top reasons you should ever consider this series– the female characters are amazing. Despite some of the girl’s large busts, they aren’t being used for just plain fanservice and actually bring something to the show with varying aspects.

We have Alex, a former prostitute who suffers from PTSD,

but she is brave and won’t let her inability to fight stop her from jumping in to help her friends, even against people who are clearly stronger than her.

Loretta, one of the most accomplished girls in the story at a young age –15 to be precise– who is the leader of her own mafia family. She has men to do her bidding and to use at her disposal, but she blatantly refuses to sacrifice them and let them die needlessly– so she joins the fight too.

Connie, even when out numbered and overpowered due to her status as a normal(human)– she fights. She isn’t indestructible and she isn’t strong, but that’s exactly what makes Connie a powerhouse. She doesn’t step down and her willpower to survive and protect the people she cherishes most is outstanding.

And this is only to name a few of the beautiful women that grace this series (and the ones that aren’t even Twilights). 

4. Accurate Use of Japanese Sign Language

Though this possibly should have gone after reason number two, I digress. Another good reason to start looking at Gangsta is the fact that legitimate sign language is used and could be even be educational in the fact that you can practice reading it.

However, keep in mind that this Japanese Sign Language, so for those who already know some form of sign language– here’s a chance to pick up another type just in case you might actually be heading to Japan and encounter a person who knows it.

5. A LGBTQA Couple

Though not much has been explored on these two characters, Gina Paulklee and Ginger are two Twilight women that happen to be in an implied relationship with one another. Heavily so.

So if you want a series with an actual lesbian couple that isn’t just yuri-exclusive and it’s ACTUALLY canon, Gangsta is the series for you.

6. Nina

Nina is possibly one of the most precious characters in Gangsta and a constant ray of sunshine when things get too dark. She’s a nurse-in-training who works for a gruff doctor named Theo and is a very open-minded, gentle person who doesn’t discriminate people due to colour or species.

She’s not portrayed as a weak little girl either and will jump in a surgery as fast as possible, getting info as she prepares.

Also, Nina and Nicolas’s uncle/brother-niece/sister relationship is one of the most endearing and adorable things ever.

7. Delico

Another precious child who must be protected at all costs and is a total bae. (His tarot card representation is the hanged man like Kaneki, you know he needs a protection squad!)

8. Just An Interesting Series In General

Gangsta takes an interesting twist on things like discrimination with it’s dog tag wearing characters called Twilights and the mafia. The diverse cast of characters extends past the fact that they are different races and delve into deeper things like, what past events shaped up their current personality or reasons that lead to make certain decisions with their lives even if it wasn’t the best choice.

The girl characters are used for more than fanservice and there are more than just hetero couples, LGBTQA and interracial couples all included.

While this may be a phrase used to describe many other anime/manga, Gangsta is a series that is taking the otaku community by a storm due to bringing what other, more mainstream stories, fail to include in their storylines and Kohsuke is doing a wonderful job with it.

So at the very least, check out the first chapter or episode of Gangsta and give it a chance because this is a series that is worth a try.

[kamehamehatey0u]

REBLOG TO GIVE QUENTIN FROWNY A HUG

[sxpxrtxxn]

Why I ship Cedfia

When I watch young Sofia with Cedric, the only thing that I see is that she likes her friend Cedric (Like you can like fond with someone different at your family and have him appreciate) This is called “friendship” you don’t need to be a child, teenage or adult to know that. (And for some reason you see “something wrong” is because you have “something wrong” in your head)

When I see a teenage/adult Sofia with Cedric, I see a princess with a physical and emotional maturity And she can distinguish the affection and love. And know that she can love someone that she met for a long time (This is that we like to imagine the fans of Cedfia, that Sofia grows and fall in love with Mr. Cedric)

[art-funny95]

Algo que hice mientras vicitaba a mi madre en el hospital. Pretenden ser Wendy y Hook... Hook no es tan malo y Wendy no es tan inocente... o eso creo xD no me acuerdo en que pensaba mientras dibujaba esto...

[art-funny95]

Un pequeño bosquejo de Chase, mi OC. espero poder pintarlo