Hijinks Ensue

🔞/NSFW - Multifandom but mainly Cyberpunk 2077 | Chester Bennett | Jackie Welles

[theviridianbunny]

❤︎⁠ comm for @artabella-what of Val and Chester - thank you for your support, I had fun drawing your blorbos ❤︎⁠

[artabella-what]

Thank you so so SO MUCH @theviridianbunny! I absolutely love it!

And this made me decide on an OTP name for these two - opposites attract 💋🪖

[scipunk]

Blade Runner: Black Out 2022 (2017)

[artabella-what]

AU brainstorming, ramblings…

Valerie Jo is a geek who is fascinated by the run-down construction vehicles littered throughout Dogtown. Her parents were engineers and would bring home souvenirs from companies they’d visit. One of the items they gifted her with was a desktop-size replica of a GRAF-3.

Her younger sister, Eleanor, who was an engineering student at the time, rebuilt the miniature to the size of a small household pet and gifted it to Valerie. Val added googly eyes because “he needed to see better and for (*insert Jazz hands*) personality!”

To this day she still has it in her Heywood apartment. Whenever Bennett comes over, it tries to bang its head on his toes. (He swears that thing doesn’t like him.)

[writingwithminotaur]

When you daydream about your story and it doesn’t magically write itself onto the page:

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The boys and their guns

[heywoodvirgin]

t o x i c

[cotton-candy-merc]

V: Startin' the party before Misty gets here, Jack? Jackie: Ah, c'mon, V! Misty knows my pre-gamin' is legendary. She'll be here in a few 'nyways.

~ 10 minutes later ~ Misty: Sorry! Traffic was terrible, NCPD had about five cars pulled over along the way. You know how that goes. Jackie: Ah! There she is now, the woman of the hour!

V: Sheesh, PDA much you two? Jackie: Oh, hermana... when you find the right one you won't be able to keep yer paws off 'em either. V: Hmm... known me forever, Jack. Ya really think I'll ever get somethin' like that?

Jackie: Psh, chica, yer gonna bag the preemest one of all. Guarantee it, you'll see. Misty: Could pull your cards tomorrow, V. See if love is on the horizon. Any guy would be lucky to have a prize like you. V: Oh ya, Mist, real preem prize package we got here. Gutter rat Heywood gonk would definitely be at the top of my list too.

This has been rotting in my drafts since February, and for birthday week I finally release it upon the world. I originally intended to take photos with these three just to have for SmartFrames but it became a bozo brigade skit. Putting my Lunita back in her buns made me emotional. Let's pretend we don't notice Misty's hand clipped to high hell in the second shot, I was too lazy to redo that. And this is also long before I had a recolor to the vanilla cotton candy hair, so who knows what's happening on that last shot with the weird dark strands of fringe. Plus she still had her icky face cyberware, ew. Anyway, the Jackster was right! And she ended up being queen of PDA with Mu, huh. 🤣

[scyllart]

[accaeria]

Cyberpunk 2077 (5/?)

[artabella-what]

Sealing the Deal

Cyberpunk 2077 ficlet

Chester Bennett x Valerie Parker

Rated T for language

After a deadly scuffle with a group of scavengers, Bennett and his team return to a safe house where Valerie awaits. Eventually it’s only the two of them. “Never in my wildest dreams would I’ve seen myself in a war zone, locked up with a Barghest militant for a boyfriend. You know that my parents wanted me to meet and marry a nice NUSA boy?”

“What?? I’m nice,” he signals to himself. Realizing that he’s still bruised up and bloodied, grinning with teeth stained pink, “I mean… yeah…,” shying away, heading over to the utility sink.

“It’s also wild that I’m now used to seeing you looking like shit after a job.”

“True,” he shrugs.

Valerie handles the medical supply boxes, shelving them away in the racks while Bennett runs water over an old rag to wipe his face. He leans under the tap to swish, spitting watered-down blood into the basin, and possibly a tooth. “Well you know, you haven’t let your parents down yet,”

“Hmm?”

“You’ve met a nice boy, but you haven’t married him. Thus, you’re halfway to sealing the deal,” he chortles.

Valerie pauses with box in hand, contemplating her next action. She sets it down and folds her arms, “What if I want to seal the deal?”

Bennett turns off the water almost breaking the faucet in the process. “You fucking what? Oh shit, wait, that came out wrong. Oh shit, I keep cursin’ when I’m nervous. I -I mean I’m not nervous in a bad way, oh, jesusfuckingchrist.” He keeps wringing his hands and rubbing the back of his neck the entire time be babbles.

Finally, he lets out a deep breath and calmly asks, “You wanna marry me?” gesturing around him, “You want this, cuz’ that’s all I can give you.”

Valerie walks over and kisses him on his now-clean chin, “I sure do, Benny. Do you?”

He lifts her up, briefly spinning her around the room, mindlessly smearing a bit blood and dirt on her clothes, “You bet I do, darlin,’ but I, uhh, promise to clean up when I officially propose.”

“No offense, but I’d appreciate that.” 😘

END

Banner by @saradika-graphics

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MURPHY

some of these pics would have been elevated if he was shirtless

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CHARLIE

someone get this man out of that uniform stat

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Goodmorning from my babes✨️

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hazy dream.

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Due to some very traumatic childhood experiences, Maya finds guns and weapons uncomfortable. They make her feel so uneasy. Unfortunately, Barghest is filled to the brim with strong weapons and big guns.

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YURI. YURI. YURI.