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Slowly will become an art account

[crypticdatesuggestions]

you would think a void creature would be desensitized to the concept and feeling of emptiness ,, , but I͉̻̜ ̩͟m͍̺͕̣i̛̬̹̘̮̠̪̰s̼͍̰͓̲̠̯s͏͙̯̞ ḩ͔͖͔ͧ̓̿̌ͯ͜͟ȅ̸̞̲̗̖̓̒̈́̉ͣ̓́̐̀̀͘͟ŕ̌̏̓͐͋̒̈́ͫ̆͏̷̰̩͔͕̥̲ s͙̻̩͈̗ơ̭̻̬͇ ̭m̩̗̗̥̥͍̤ư̼̲̭̩ͅc̻̠̟̩̝̳͓h̶͕̩ … .like a bit of myself is s̶̨̯̰̝̼͙͚̀̀͞ͅó̴̸̦̳̪͕̩̗͍̜͘͘ ̵̡̬͍̙̘̲͖̠͉̙̩͇̟̳̲̬̫̝͇͜f̸̴̘̹͔͓͟a͎̬̹̕͜ͅr̷̷̸͓͍͇͇̯̺͔̬̩̘̰̟̠̜͈̱̙͜ ҉̺̗̥̲̞̠̪͈̲͠ͅͅą͓̱̭̲̰̦͈̳͕̜́̀̕͡w̵̡҉͈̫̹̭̪̠͎̖̖ͅa̶̝͉͎̹͚̗̥̗̟̯͕͎̝͔y̷̧̧̛͍̰͓̲̯̖͎̣͙̟̥̟̯̼̲̱̱͓͕ . .

[noc10-moved]

hey, everyone! what a nice day it is on tumblr

[pepperbloom]

WA-HOO! A nice-a day…to swing my hammer!

[noc10-moved]

hey mario! careful with that hammer, you might hurt someone!

[pepperbloom]

Oh no! I’m a-losing my gri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ip!

[noc10-moved]

Once again, you are put through my trials. Once again, you fail my test. You do not atone for your sins, and are therefore cursed to suffer agony in an endless loop. Until you learn. Until your greed is no longer. Die, Mario. Experience the torment you have brought upon me for centuries.

[staraptor]

reminder that there’s an energy drink made in the UK named pussy

[staraptor]

i want to die

[gaydemogorgon]

@rivaine

[vaguelyethereal]

Take a fuckin’ sip, babes

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Is there any accessory that says “I have NEVER tasted pussy” more than a tilt scooter?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is some next level sex punning tho, they literally started a company and made an energy drink just so they could say that

[korrasforevergirl]

What does this taste like cause I want some

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I never thought the day would come when I’d say these words

But

I don’t know what Pussy tastes like

[spiletta42]

I bought some.  It tastes like walnuts.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A drink called Pussy that tastes like nuts is some quality Beverage Irony right there

[accras]

[discitemori]

Traditional Georgian dancing.

[lionhearrt-deactivated20170920]

date a man who

[wizardshark]

i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass

[northeastartist]

Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.

[inthroughthesunroof]

If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.

[bonehandledknife]

@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this

[aquarian-sunchild]

DUDE I’VE SEEN THESE GUYS PERFORM AT MY COLLEGE

And while their rehearsal is impressive on its own, the full performance is AMAZING. The costumes are so cool!

AND THEN THE SWORDS COME OUT

IT’S LIKE A SWORDFIGHT DANCEOFF AND IT’S SO COOL

[seacial]

[supernaturaldelay]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sometimes I say “fuck” to myself out of embarrassment from recalling an embarrassing moment

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[lunaeregia]

she hit herself in the face with her titties

[cipherwave]

Stop yelling

[trust]

compliment me

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

barbecue sauce

[trust]

thanks

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[jayce]

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

[pyrzqxgl]

What do you have against words? Eschew standard spelling, if you like, but I will employ words as I see fit.

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

[meanplastic]

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Date a living glitch. They’ll never be perfect, but you’ll learn to love them for who they are

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dad jokes will be replaced with Memes when the next generation gets children

[laurbyboom]

:)

[akumeoy]

creepypasta (bad, for little kids): super mario’s eyes bled hyper-realistic blood and instead of the music there was someone saying “death” so i threw the game cartridge at the window.

scp entry (for intellectual, manly adults): william shakespeare’s eyes bled non-euclidean blood and the music was replaced with sad daevite poetry. we killed a d-class about it.

[akumeoy]

someone reblogged this and tagged it with “#reddit” and nothing else, and honestly? power move

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Date a girl who will tell you the secrets of the universe. Date the girl that will take your hand and whisper in your ear the answers to the question you didn’t know you were asking. Date a girl who smiles as she tells you with a soft voice who’s going to win the game, what side the coin will land on, not to go out tonight because the power is going to go out and she wants to be able to cuddle with you in the dark. Date the girl who sees shadows where there are none and who listens to them for the answers she needs.