A Woken Dendrew

Do you like… #Art Deco? #Regency era? #Napoleonic era Royal Navy (lgbtq-coded)? You’re in the right place! She/they. Your mid-thirties midwest hedge witch. (#Embroidery/cross-stitch? #Norse/Slavic heathenry? #Witchcraft? Visit me at @themidwesthedgewitch)

[artdecohomeg1rl]

Jules Verne in 1866, writes the following:

Me, in 2026: “You know, this Nemo guy makes some good points.”

(Should have known @ship-to-starboard would have the gif)

[the-only-failure-is-never-to-try]

Things that a time traveller would put in a show about time travelling to fuck with me (a chronically online girlie):

1 - This fucking scene

[the-only-failure-is-never-to-try]

2 - THESE FUCKING SCENES

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3 - AGAIN?????????

[artdecohomeg1rl]

Reblogging to be able to find this to share with my gen-Z coworker and make his day

[nevermindtheblizzard]

Introducing...

Never Mind the Blizzard, an upcoming zine by and for fans of the Heroic Age of Antarctic exploration!

The zine aims to be an informal, low-pressure publication for creative work of any kind (art, comics, fiction, creative non-fiction, poetry, anything else you can think of) as long as it concerns Antarctic life circa 1897-1922. Contributions do not have to be very “serious” or polished; true to polar periodical form, the main goal is just for us to entertain ourselves and each other throughout this long Antarctic winter.

The result will be a digital zine that can be downloaded for free or on a pay-what-you-want basis. Proceeds will go to the Antarctic Wildlife Research Fund (AWR).

Interested? Follow us here or on X / Gumroad to stay updated - and keep an eye out for a call for submissions very shortly! 

Questions, comments, concerns: get in touch at [email protected] or via DM.

[dogpuppy]

[uncomfywave]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[artdecohomeg1rl]

My friend noted that there’s also an Alexandria, Minnesota, so I would like to add:

[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

[theindefinitejames]

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

[fakegeekguy]

Do you know about the fish finding sonar?

[britnxyspears]

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

[ask-melanc-vivura]

gameboy flew so smartphones could eat absolute dogshit on the pavement.

[juehs34]

Fuck everything else, happy 250th birthday to Horatio Hornblower!!!!!

[artdecohomeg1rl]

PLEASE reblog if you have it in your heart to do so, in order that this post reaches as many folks as possible who mnow something about sewing machines.

I need a sewing machine!

What I will use it for:

Mostly, alterations, especially hemming pant legs (I’m short and round, so any pants that fit my bottom are too long!)

Mending tears, patchwork

Eventually (once I know what I’m doing), some throw pillow cases, curtains, etc.

What brand/model would you reccomend?

[lestrades-notebook]

I’m gonna need everyone to get more Granada immediately

[iheartvelma]

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[pixel-slutz]

[artdecohomeg1rl]

Current mood: kitty, magical magazine, and a summer rainstorm

[artdecohomeg1rl]

An unknown perpetrator left bits of kitty litter on the kitchen counter and in the bathroom sink sometime during the night.

This mystery is still unfolding.

Suspect still at large.

[artdecohomeg1rl]

I love when kitties make a big stretch and you get to say „Ohhh BIG stretch!“

[artdecohomeg1rl]

Everyone, please admire Tuttle