Can you not?

Liv, 15, should probably stop trying

[footloosepaws]

getting excited for autumn!

[chelseajadexo]

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

[kittyropo-deactivated20130829]

[mysharona1987]

[jimmy-kenway]

This is an actual thing?

[revyjerry]

[vampsabout-blog]

Reblog with your first non-gyarados shiny pokemon in the tags!

If you’ve never had a shiny, reblog with what shiny you’d LIKE to get as your first

[f13nds]

[honyeol]

y’all are playing with god STOP

[infinitefloofs]

Soon all we’ll have one big megameme that is actually a fusion of every single meme that has come to be, what is, and what will be. We will have a meme singularity.

[adacapella]

EVERYBODY GO SEE THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE ON THE 13TH MAKE SURE HISTORY KNOWS THAT FIFTY SHADES OF GARBAGE BAG WAS BEATEN IN THE BOX OFFICE BY AN ANIMATED TALKING SPONGE

[sugarburger]

I feel like everyone has two kinds of friends

the friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to

the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M GONNA COME PISS IN YOUR KEYBOARD

[artemass-blog]

me: *gains +1 self esteem*

the universe i guess: uh? no?

me: ur absolutely right im so fuckign sorry

[dajo42]

"bro. bro don’t talk that way. bro you’re totally unique in the universe. there’s nobody else like you bro. bro seriously you mean so much to me bro. bro. you’re a special broflake"

[zooophagous]

The pet owners dilemma

Are you sick or just resting

Why won’t you eat

Are you dead or asleep… oh sorry you were asleep sorry I bugged you

What do you have in your mouth, oh God spit it out

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

[rainiacrossing-archive]

ps, allegedly tumblr is reblogging 50 shades promos onto people’s blogs beyond their control(i don’t currently have proof but in case it’s true), so if that happens here, know that it’s NOT me(like hell i support that gross shit) and if i don’t catch it immediately it’s because i’m on mobile.

[seshrat]

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

[gooey-goodra-deactivated2017081]

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[tanicus-caesareth]