moving to a new blog
i wanted my active blog to have fewer posts so i have created a new blog @aeolids-zenith; i will be keeping this blog in place but all of my subsequent activity will be on the new one
almost home
Fai_Ryy
tumblr dot com
official daine visual archive
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Product Placement
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
d e v o n

Origami Around
Fieri Frames
Color Me Curious
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Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
todays bird
h

izzy's playlists!
EXPECTATIONS
seen from Denmark

seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore
seen from Bolivia

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Italy
seen from Ecuador
seen from United States
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seen from Argentina
seen from Brazil
seen from Ukraine

seen from United States
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seen from Singapore
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moving to a new blog
i wanted my active blog to have fewer posts so i have created a new blog @aeolids-zenith; i will be keeping this blog in place but all of my subsequent activity will be on the new one
moving to a new blog
i wanted my active blog to have fewer posts so i have created a new blog @aeolids-zenith; i will be keeping this blog in place but all of my subsequent activity will be on the new one
okay new tag game. do you actually recommend people play/watch/read/listen to your favorite media?
if it weren't for the fact that i would never get a job again i would get a neck tattoo which looks like a scar from having my head severed. society doesn't want me to express myself.
best finannual meme mashup (up to 2023)
2016 but all the best memes happen at the same time
oh, 2017?
let's get this 2018
😳what if we kissed😳in 2019😳
2020 has progressed past the need for months
there are many benefits to being at the end of 2021
hey, don't cry. 2022 meme mashup ok?
2023 extract
(haven't heard enough of them to pick a favorite)
[show results]
ahh yes my favorite time of year
Age old question, fellas
my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas
‼ DISAMBIGUATION CHALLENGE ‼
If I say "biker", what do you naturally assume I mean?
Cyclist
Motorcyclist
santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
Anomalous Item #4742: A set of 173 VHS tapes with blank labels.
When a tape label is filled out (there are provided fields for title, director, and year) and then placed into any functioning VCR, the film listed will play, regardless of if it existed before the tape was played.
This was first believed to be an effect limited to the tapes, ie, the tapes were somehow generating the movie themselves through some method similar to AI art generation, but after initial tests were performed the paratime division discovered the effect is actually antichronological: when played, the tapes don't simply create the movie named, they alter the past so that the movie mentioned was created.
Thus, after a tape is labeled and played, it can be found on streaming services and in DVD rental stores. The directors, if still alive, will recall making the film, and actors who were active at the time the film was "made" will have anecdotes about events that happened in the film.
This can have ripple effects as well; during the 9th test, the film Big Trouble in Little China, 1986, directed by John Carpenter, was created. Besides the immediate effects of creating a new film that hadn't existed, an indirect effect was that the film Alien 2, 1985, John Carpenter, ceased to exist. Instead, the sequel to the 1979 film Alien (directed by Ridley Scott) was titled Aliens and directed by James Cameron. It's believed that by adding a new movie to the timeline of John Carpenter's direction, he no longer had time to direct one of the works he had directed in the original timeline, as he would have been busy directing the newly-added film, and directing roles therefore passed to another director.
Use of the tapes can also implicitly affect the lifespan of directors. In test #17, Researcher J. Calhoun attempted to generate a film that couldn't possibly exist: a prequel to a film made by a director who had died decades beforehand.
According to paratime research, the writing of "Star Wars: Episode 1, 1999, George Lucas" on the tape and the subsequent viewing undid the 1981 death of Mr. Lucas, causing Star Wars: Episode 6: Revenge of the Jedi to come out in 1983 instead of 1985, be titled "Return of the Jedi" instead, and it would be directed by George Lucas instead of Steven Spielberg.
This obviously had additional effects as it didn't merely extend the lifespan of George Lucas by an additional 18 years: at time of writing in 2022, he is still alive at the age of 78. It's therefore believed that the object doesn't unnaturally extend the lifespan of the director, it instead reshapes the flow of time so that any events that would stop them from filming the listed movie do not happen.
After discovery of their history altering nature, the remaining anomalous objects have been locked in secure storage at site #22. No further testing is authorized, and emergency use requires level #6 authorization, which will only be granted in the face of imminent disaster requiring paratime remedies.
Article update[2022-11-20]: an incident occurred where it was discovered that former researcher K. Synnol had acquired one of the tapes (see investigation document 2483 for details) and was attempting to use it for history modification, without approval. The paratime division detected the impending history alteration and an assault team was dispatched. Synnol was apprehended before they could complete the use of the tape, however the label WAS filled out but the tape remained unwatched. What effects, if any, the partial use of the anomalous artifact would have on the timeline is unknown, but in previous testing the film only came into being when the labeled tape was placed into a VCR and watched.
See photo attachment #2, below, for artifact 1B, recovered after the Synnol event.
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
i toucha the fruit, you got fruit? ill touch it for FREE! dont worry about it!
You got water? I touch for you