[postcard-from-the-past]

Freemason kitten

American vintage postcard

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[randomencounters]

Encounter: a large armored scorpion carrying a machine gun and a bomb

[henk-heijmans]

Two fishermen knit their winter woolies in Ramsgate, Kent, England, 1940s - Visual Studies Workshop/Getty Images

[storm-driver]

BASTION - FFXIV: Evercold

a main tank that wields a pair of greatshields known as skyltborg.

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[captain-price-returns]

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

[helen-epic]

Lunarian Helen Theory

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

They're called Remora and have suction cups on their heads.

They stick!

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/this-fish-hitches-rides-in-manta-rays-buttholes-according-to-new-research-180988736/

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[theehorsepusssy]

[intactics]

clone some of your own cells and revert them to stem cells in a petri dish because you're a wealthy man trying to cure your weird autoimmune disorder

to announce the project, tell everybody This

[anarchistmemedistro]

feel like the headlines are sleeping on “become my own blood boy”

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[alethianightsong]

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

[aetherograph]

Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I'm Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.

[trellanyx]

Alternatively -

Hero: Ha! You have no powers!

Vampire:

[morriganwarrior]

*I'm Walking On Sunshine playing as background music in the scene on a broken radio, while a 700 year old vampire who fought in at least one Crusade, both World Wars, and has used everything from medieval daggers and scimitars to submachine guns and grenade launchers, absolutely shreds a bunch of amateur monster hunters who came looking for clicks on their tiktok*