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Hanan. 19. Oklahoma/London. Joint Honours English and Histroy Student. Slytherin by nature. Writer and roleplayer by trade. Made up of everything Harry Potter, Marauders, All Time Low, and food.

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gonna be making my way back here! planning to refurbish the blog, maybe give it a reboot, archive this one maybe? i dunno yet. i've been sticking to rp blogs for ages but i want to make my comeback. i miss just regular tumblr bit.

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the darkest era of fashion history 

[capacity]

According to whom

[lexluthervandross-deactivated20]

pink is literally barefoot and eve is straight up wearing a weave track as an accessory. dont get me started on the cabbage patch looking chick with the pink yarn extensions

[hypersexualsportswear]

eve

[capacity]

Eve

[jumex]

Stop

[penis-hilton]

im eve

[artemisms-a]

Coriolanus Pt. 2???

Hello friends! So I require your assistance. A long while ago there was a post going around with links to google drives with both parts of the National Theatre Live’s production of Coriolanus, with Tom Hiddleston, Mark Gatiss, Hadley Fraser, etc. Now, the first link works perfectly, but the second one is broken, so I only have half of the show. Now, I am giving a huge presentation on character, selfhood, interiority, and identity (namely hyper-masculinity and the impenetrable character) in Coriolanus, and I need visuals to go alongside my words. That’s where you guys come in! 

I was wondering if anyone had a copy of or had access to the second half of Coriolanus that they might be willing to share with me? I have to give my presentation in a week’s time, and it would mean a lot to me if someone might be able to help. So, if you don’t have it, maybe like/reblog this post to get it around to someone who might? In advance, I thank you for your help!

[themotivationjournals]

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

George Bernard Shaw (via wordsnquotes)

[best-of-memes]

[themonalisa]

she put the reason I was so emotional while watching wonder woman into words ( x )

[jabberwockypie]

I appreciate the phrase “filtered through a boner lens” and I intend to use it.

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[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[his-quietus-make]

I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.” 

Trolled by a fucking goat. 

[weezley]

i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”

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[donidarkowitz]

I will break my fucking wrist reblogging this every time i see it.

[tcoco80-deactivated20170808]

“I’m mixed with black” say it again sis

[amey-winehouse]

This

[baddestmotherfuckerinthebeehive]

She’s gorgeous

[thequotejournals]

A soulmate is someone who is willing to grow with you, who chooses to be with you until the end, and will love you through good and bad. It’s not about sunshine and laughter, it’s about mundane moments filled with unknowns.

T.B. LaBerge (via wordsnquotes)

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5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

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[bruce-wqyne]

This is live telecasted murder right here

[skullprincess]

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

[themerrycaryler]

girl got dragged by her hair

[jaxuhmillion]

I AM SCREECHING

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Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

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I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

[yafavblogger]

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

[ripplebreeze]

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

[bellahadidsnosejob]

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chaotic good

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[blackmodel]

whats her youtube?

[brownnesscrew]

that’s sis Chloe Kitembo! 

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[cglmrfreeman]

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

[zzazu]

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

[lifecrystals]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

[drtanner]

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

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[mysarabellum]

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS BABY CHERUB, YOUR MELANIN WILL CRACK LIKE FISH IN HOT GREASE.

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

She’s too cute 😊

[darkmcsexy]

^^Is that a curse? Lol

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

Hell nah b I’m not risking this

[shawnthreetimes]

Too risky.

[theeeprotagonist]

I would reblog this baby without the threat ☹️

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

I still can’t believe I was threatened for no reason

[xxblueberriesxx]

This is like my 3rd time reblogging💖💖

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

[peachhyx]

Please do this! All you do is get redirected to a site where you tap on the button and your tap counts! Theres no donation or anything involved at all!

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Go click this button!! It’s free!!!

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About the Houses

Hufflepuff is tea and sweaters. Hufflepuff is punching someone in the face because they need to shut up, calm down, or get the sense knocked into them. Hufflepuff is spring, seeing winter melting away and basking in the sunlight. Hufflepuff is singing loudly to Journey and Queen. Hufflepuff is having the messiest room and yet knowing exactly where to find everything. Hufflepuff is “there’s no such thing as too much chocolate”. Hufflepuff is one too many glasses of champagne so the world feels like sunshine. Hufflepuff is honestly not giving a damn what anyone else thinks. Hufflepuff is prank wars that spiral out of control. Hufflepuff is getting shit done while everyone else argues. Hufflepuff is refusing to fit into the mold, which results in hufflepunks. Hufflepuff is staying up till three am to talk someone out of depression, out of suicide, out of something stupid, convincing them how amazing and how loved they are. Hufflepuff is loyalty, is true friendship, not the plastic My Little Pony stuff but the true friendship. Hufflepuff is the first ones to get Netflix running at Hogwarts, despite magical interference. Hufflepuff is loneliness, is the intense desire for friendship. Hufflepuff is having to deal with derision and scorn. Hufflepuff is loyalty placed in the wrong ideal, loving the wrong person. Hufflepuff is drowning in emotions that bring panic attacks.

Ravenclaw is winter peace and blizzards. Ravenclaw is the beauty of white snow against evergreens and a baby blue sky. Ravenclaw is the sharpness and cutting edge of a cold breeze, the glint of a metal blade. Ravenclaw is the silence of a library, lost completely in a world of ink and screens and words. Ravenclaw is a glass of wine and an old friend. Ravenclaw is martial arts and street smart. Ravenclaw is always asking why. Ravenclaw is pages filled with writing and doodles and diagrams. Ravenclaw is telling dirty jokes in code so no one can tell why you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and the teacher can’t read the notes you were passing in class. Ravenclaw is failing a class because you couldn’t be bothered to read or do homework, it was too boring and you had other things. Ravenclaw is challenging the status-quo and saying “there’s always another option”. Ravenclaw is citrus and a stash of junk food that you always seem to eat right away. Ravenclaw is learning a new language because you want to. Ravenclaw is an innocent face that can hide the dirtiest mind. Ravenclaw is a pile of books that you’ll read - you will, you promise - one day. Ravenclaw is looking up and saying “hell, when did it get to be three thirty AM”, and you have classes in five hours but decide that staying up another half hour won’t hurt. Ravenclaw is love that happens slowly, like creeping ivy, till one day you wake up and realize it’s ensnared you tightly and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Ravenclaw is addiction, to coffee, to drugs, to sweets, anything to get that clarity and that swooping feeling. Ravenclaw is coldness, is locking away resentment to fester, is “revenge is a dish best served cold”. Ravenclaw is shutting up and never ever asking for help, because you’re smart enough, capable enough to handle it. Because you have to.

Gryffindor is summer, cloudless blue skies and endless green fields. Gryffindor is adrenaline highs and truth or dare. Gryffindor is bright red lipstick and cologne that makes heads turn. Gryffindor is parties that go all night. Gryffindor is fireworks exploding in the sky. Gryffindor is standing up to anyone, friend, foe, or stranger, to tell them they’re wrong. Gryffindor is throwing your friend a beer and jumping on their lap to take a nap. Gryffindor is the love of horror games. Gryffindor is steak and burgers, Gryffindor is spicy curry. Gryffindor is taking the risk, making the leap, no matter the odds. Gryffindor is raising your hand in class. Gryffindor is passionate love, whether it be romantic, platonic, or otherwise, that sees no difference in a hand picked wildflower and a diamond necklace as long as it makes the recipient happy. Gryffindor is defending, even if it’s defending someone you hate against someone you love, because Gryffindor stands up for what is right. Gryffindor is recklessness, the uncontrollable emotion, the carelessness with laws and rules. Gryffindor is choosing the ‘morally correct’ option even if it means more are hurt. Gryffindor is solving things brashly, physically, and only making everything worse.

Slytherin is fall evenings, the air crisp but not cold, the setting sun revealing autumn beauty before darkening to show a million billion stars in the indigo inky sky. Slytherin is when the air smells like cloves and cinnamon and smoke from the crackling bonfire. Slytherin is apple pie with vanilla ice cream. Slytherin is a glass of golden scotch. Slytherin is finding comfort in jeans and a leather jacket, dying your hair and tattoos that are like artwork. Slytherin is pride in your heritage, in what it took to get you here. Slytherin is the warm blossom of accomplishment in your chest. Slytherin is tall boots and long scarves. Slytherin is the person you’d trust with anything and everything, the one you love above all else, the one you’d kill for. Slytherin is not being afraid of the dark, but remembering that night heals. Slytherin is musky forests and the steady soothing rainfall. Slytherin is sarcasm and wit. Slytherin is determination in the face of fear. Slytherin is talking your way out of situations to keep those you love safe. Slytherin is the love that shows itself quietly from day to day, with quiet brushes and unsaid favors, but that rears up in fury to defend if necessary. Slytherin is the dark side, the morally ambiguous, the race to the finish line for whatever it is you desire, shoving others aside because you have to. Slytherin is locking yourself in a shadowed corner and curling up, because it’s too much… it’s too much… and wiping the tears and standing anyway, head held high because you can’t stop now, and you can’t show weakness.

Hufflepuffs are not weak. Ravenclaws are not heartless. Gryffindors are not arrogant. Slytherins are not evil.

Break Stereotypes. Be Open-Minded.