artemis | harmonic~collective

[artemissionsii]

hi, i’m artemis! i use they/them pronouns, (pronouns in progress, gimme a sec to figure this whole existence thing out), and i split because SOMEone had a hyperfixation on the artemis missions (it’s andromeda. andromeda’s the space-obsessed nerd. well so am i but whatever.)

dni is whatever alex has it as, that should be the entire collective’s dni but we have been too lazy to set it as that.

tags:

artemissionsii: token tag from artemis ii era

artemissionsiii: current token tag

mission failed successfully: [trigger here]: potentially triggering tag, trigger specific

artemis sings in harmony: you know the drill.

@y0ur-valentine made the dividers!

[gospozha-dafina]

[artemissionsii]

@kris-deltarune-boss

[gospozha-dafina]

[musically--declined]

It's been awhile since this fandom has had one of these circulate so I thought I'd start a new one!

Rules: Make yourself with this Picrew, tag the last song you listened to and then tag your moots!! 💕

No Pressure Tags: @marimayscarlett @der-echte-richard-kruspe @dandysnob @meinewellemeinstrand @namelessrammgirl @goldengodcannibal @mstarajoy @to-worlds-more-beautiful @kira-astra-infinitum @bloody-kissez and anyone else interested in this!!

[cloudstrike493]

Le gasp I hath been tagged by a moot-

According to Spotify, I was listening to Politik last :3

Uhh have at thee, other moots (minus the two lovelies who tagged me, so I don't flood thy notifs)!

@littlelaurendraws @deetotheartpup @shadowdragon2341 @dewthegay4403 @sorenthroughdreams @thequartzjester @themooooonman @nexus-lavennyx @pavettadraws @littleratproductions22

And anyone else who wants to participate, my memory is bad <3

[dewthegay4403]

I felt like doing this tbh

hamilton has been the only thing I've been listening to

@gizmooee @kitiisdelusional @artist-who-cant-draw @rotbunnies @moony-buckets

[moony-buckets]

wowzers a tag?!

This picrew is so cute

https://youtu.be/EzTsXB8bWmE?is=GCOO2cqzcYcS2WsP

Peak song from a peak movie imo

Uhhh tagsss

@the-apartment-complexxx @froffersthegrog @weirdcoregal35 @weirdcalypso @vanillabean5645 @alekarus-closet

[the-apartment-complexxx]

the cookiest ever 🌊

our last song was buttons by pussycat dolls 💔

Oh wow why did it copy like that oh well

tags: @angellic-collective @thesolarsystemofficial

[angellic-collective]

(Looks nothing like me •̩̩̩̩ᯅ•̩̩̩ )

Last song I listened to: my unsent message to Jamie by @harmonic-collective

Tags: @harmonic-collective @kris-deltarune-boss @officemen-in-a-can @rockmoth-collective-bullshittery @esther-gnarp @organic-water-molecule

[artemissionsii]

last song: my unsent message to jaime, and yes i played it for prev.

everyone i’m moots with was tagged by prev but uhhh, @beyblxde

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[fangirlsalad]

@sga-owns-my-soul if you won't hijack this post with your beautiful tags, I will ♡

[artemissionsii]

should i change my username and tag to artemissionsiii to reflect the way the baton has been passed on

[reyisodd]

we should all get better at communicating and everything will be better

[angellic-collective]

I love my therapist but hate how when I came out as plural she keeps thinking I belive I have a CDD

[artemissionsii]

i think my mom may think the same thing oops

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”

[charlesoberonn]

Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”

“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! “I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’d like to apologize to Floor 194 Safety Supervisor Doug Blakely for firing him after allegations that he was forcing employees back in the closet. I was not aware that said closet was a literal storage closet for zombified Aperture employees. To make it up to Doug, he’ll be allowed to feed Floor 194 HR Manager Lisa Briant to the closet zombies if he so chooses.”

[charlesoberonn]

”Cave Johnson here. A reminder that next year Transgender Day of Visibility falls on Extradimensional Day of Visibility. The lab boys are cautioning me to caution you to be prepared. Do not confuse transgender and transdimensional! Big mistake.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To all cishet Aperture employees who volunteered for the ‘Get More Woke’ program, please report to your department’s OR at the nearest convenience to get the alarm clocks surgically removed from your spinal cord. Aperture Science apologizes for the misunderstanding.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Dr. Barnaby from Cyborg Engineering is an attack helicopter. That’s not a transphobic joke, by the way, they literally transformed themselves into an amalgam of human and helicopter. Impressive. Unauthorized, of course, but still impressive. Anyway, we lost track of them, so everyone watch the sky for a mad scientist with blue rotors and machine guns.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. To the joker who added ‘make the sun gay’ to our quarterly agenda, I hope you’re pleased with yourself. The Astrophysics Department is tearing itself apart with half of them shouting that you can’t make the sun gay and the other half screaming that the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. The congressional delegation of Senator Patrick Johnson (no relation) to inspect our facilities had to be cut short due to a mishap with the Gender Affirmation Beam. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Aperture Science to Senator Johnson and her staff.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Just the other day, our sign guy asked me ‘Cave, don’t you think LGBTQIA2S+ is a tad too long?’ and I told him ‘First of all, that’s Mr. Johnson to you! And secondly, I actually think it’s not long enough!’ and that’s why I’m adding an ’&’ to the acronym. Don’t know what it stands for yet, but I’ll figure it out.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. You already know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about gender affirming care. We’ve been at the forefront of hormone replacement therapy since before we knew what these hormones do. You also know that here in Aperture Science we’re all about not getting sued. So everyone be quiet about our role in the Estrogen Cola disaster.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. So far, we received 832 submissions to our Homophobia Remover design competition. Unfortunately, 829 had to be disqualified for being a schematic of a gun. Objectively hilarious, but not what we’re looking for. Wait, the lab boys just got another submission: and… it’s another gun. Keep at it, folks.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Using a set of genetically identical triplets and a molecular combinizer, we just proved scientifically that being bisexual isn’t the same as being half-straight and half-gay. Now we just need to figure out how to separate Craigstopher back into his component brothers.”

[han-the-human]

Reblog to let Rocky say fag this pride month

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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Also prev tags:

That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[spankerella]

I think we all should.

[lawbreaker13]

YES

[azhdvrchidae]

— a new flag has been discovered !

— goldfish memory

↳ a flag for people who are often described / and or describe themselves with “goldfish memory”.

– if this term already exists, think of it as a recoining or an alternate flag / definition.

– okay to archive and recoin. just add credit.

[pathet1cwoman]

someone tell ryan gosling they’re done filming phm he’s got this constant fear they might throw him in space against his will

[esurideum]

Plurality does sometimes get you to feel like you're listening to the beginning of Perception Check and/or playing with a cursed D&D party.

You: "Me and the boys (headmates) are gonna mess you (the task we're trying to accomplish) up!"

Headmate 1: "I rolled a one." (shit at doing task)

Headmate 2: "I rolled a one." (cannot remember task)

You: "Fuck."