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Kageyama: How much for that one over there Hinata: Excuse me sir? Kageyama: That one. How much Hinata: That’s a milk carton, sir. It’s 150 Yen Kageyama: I’ll do it for 120 Hinata: Sir? Kageyama: 130. You drive a hard bargain. Hinata: This is a grocery store you can’t negotiate Kageyama: 140 take it or leave it

Daichi: Sugawara we’ve been trying on shorts for three hours now Sugawara: Does this make my ass look juicy? Daichi: *sigh* Yes it makes your ass look juicy

Asahi: This is a terrible idea Nishinoya Nishinoya: Relax. My ID says I’m legal Asahi: For starters, you have a problem, on top of that you don’t even look close to being old enough to buy beer Nishinoya: It’s ok that’s what you’re here for Clerk: Ah, welcome back Mister Sexbang. Your usual? Nishinoya: Of course Asahi: What Clerk: That’ll be 800 Yen Nishinoya: Thank you so much Asahi: What

Yamaguchi: Hey Tsukki, don’t you ever get anxiety when you’re at the checkout and you think the guy at the register is judging you for what you buy? Tsukishima: You get anxiety about a clerk judging you for eating food? Yamaguchi: Sometimes. Look at my basket it’s full of unhealthy snacks. Tsukishima: Oh I have an idea. Just buy a pack of these and you’ve got nothing to worry about Yamaguchi: That’s a box of condoms! Tsukishima: It’s to distract their attention from the snack food Yamaguchi: No! Yamaguchi: And what would I even need those for!? Tsukishima: They’re for your anxiety Yamaguchi: You’re giving me *more* anxiety!

Kuroo: Kenma we need to talk about budgeting. You have no savings and you spend everything you get on videogames and snacks Kenma: There is absolutely nothing wrong with how I spend my money. I have a budget I stick to. Kuroo: Prove it Kenma: 5% on lunch, 5% on hygeine and toiletries, 73% on potato chips, 7% on videogames and DLC, 2% on grindr xtra, 8% on coffee Kuroo: You don’t see a problem here do you Kenma: I guess I could drink less coffee

Oikawa: Hi I have 23 items to try on please Iwaizumi: You can’t afford any of this Oikawa: Yes I can, Iwa-chan! I can afford, uh, maybe these sunglasses Iwaizumi: How much money does your part time job pay again? Oikawa: …Nevermind

Akaashi: Bokuto do I even need to ask why you have a shopping cart full of juice and only juice Bokuto: It’s buy one get one free Akaashi: I guess. It’s not such good value that you need to buy 60 bottles of juice. Can you even afford that? Bokuto: I just need to buy one and I get one free. And then I bought the free one so I got another one free. And I kept doing that to get infinite juice for 200 yen Akaash: I am in absolute fucking awe of you sometimes. I really am.

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akaashi being lifted by bokuto aka my soul leaving this planet

#bokuaka #bokuto koutaro #akaashi keiji #haikyuu!!#ハイキュー!!#shinka no natsu #save me in bokuaka hell #actually no dont lmao #come with me to bokuaka hell

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akiteru: you know its crazy small giant: what akiteru: we finish each others small giant: orgasm

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what is thisーi dont remember typing this

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i miss him so much

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this artstyle is so cute!!!!!!!!!!

BITCH IM SCR E A MING

#haikyuu!!#hq!! manga #karasuno #little giant #IM AM LITERALLY #SCREAMING #INSIDE MY ROOM #HELP #ITS ONLY #6AM #FUCK HE IS SO CUTE

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#nice

franeridart

Today’s prompt was moon and stars and I’m such a sap I’m such a sap

franeridart

There was someone in my inbox talking about hair-down Kuroo and the first thing I thought was “it’s been a while since I’ve last made Bokuto feel gay over Kuroo’s hair hasn’t it”

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chapter 331 reaction (SPOILERS)

ok i accidentally saw a spoiler and i wanted to cry but HERE WE GO!!

OH MY GOD IT’S THE AKAASHI BACKSTORY I’M CRYING THIS IS THE CONTENT I WAS WAITING FOR

Akaashi is such a cutie omg.

WAIT.

“HE’S A STAR”

IS THAT

BOKUTO??

i swear if it ain’t Bo i’m deleting this account

Akaashi earned a recommendation?? oh man, that’s incredible. and he’s so shy and modest about it aww.

IT IS!! IT IS BOKUTO!! I LITERALLY MADE A “HNNGH” SOUND WHEN I SAW HIM.

HE LOOKS SO GOOD OMG. EVEN IN HIS FIRST YEAR BO WAS RIPPED.

Akaashi was already shook by Bokuto before officially meeting him xD

HE FOLLOWED BOKUTO TO HIGH SCHOOL!! BOKUAKA HAS RISEN.

also can we look at Bo’s ear please? xD Bokuto lowkey getting turned on by Akaashi saying he’s a setter is a Mood.

1. “Akaashi-kun” yEEEEE. honestly, i want to know how “Akaashi-kun” became the present day “AGHKAAAASHEEEE”

2. “It’s Bokuto Koutarou…” Akaashi is such a fanboy, bless him.

3. Bo is so cute, look! at! him! i love him.

i appreciate the amount of detail Furudate-sensei put into drawing Bokuto’s face here.

also: BOKUAKA BOKUAKA BOKUAKA

Akaashi’s poker face though

BokuAka is literally this close from being actually canon.

like

this close

he called Bo a star <3333

oh no, the poor thing :( literally, i wanna throw down with those guys they lost to. meet me outside RIGHT NOW and be ready to catch these hands

you’d have to be heartless to say no to Bokuto, especially when he’s looking like that :(

IS THIS THE MOMENT BOKUTO WAS TELLING TSUKISHIMA ABOUT? THE MOMENT HE FINALLY FOUND HIS DRIVE FOR VOLLEYBALL? I’M CRYING THE CALLBACKS AHHHH.

yes you are the protagonists of the world! never let anyone tell you otherwise!!

OH MY GOD. GO AWAY, I WAS ENJOYING THE BOKUAKA BACKSTORY.

no no no baby, don’t be so hard on yourself!! you’re doing great sweetie!!

okay, no dejected mode for Akaashi, it seems like. idk i’m having mixed feelings about this. on one hand, i’m glad Akaashi picked himself back up and didn’t spiral into self-destructive thoughts. on the other, it would be a really sweet role reversal to see Akaashi upset and Bo pick him up.

also, Bo looks so cute in the background, awww.

i am Kenma right now. Kenma and i are one and the same. it’s really sweet that even though Fukurodani and Nekoma are rivals, they still care about each other and root for each other <33

and look at Kuroo looking at Kenma though :’)

okay, remember when i was reacting to like chapter 328 or something and i said i thought i’d like this guy?

wELL, MINDS CHANGE. sorry buddy, but you can’t come after Akaashi like this and expect me to take it lying down. literally fight me rn.

not tea, just facts. ugh this BITCH

oh my god, KageHina bickering over Hinata thinking out loud xD

NICE KILL!

I SQUEALED AND KNOCKED MY FILES OVER WHEN I SAW THIS. OMG BOKUTO COMING IN CLUTCH. BOKUTO COMING IN CLUTCH FOR AKAASHI BC AKAASHI WAS SAD. SHOW THAT SNAKEY OTHER SETTER WHAT YOU CAN DO!

Hinata freaking out over Bo’s kill is the whole Haikyuu fandom rn tbh

wat

mmmm

WAY TO HIT ME IN THE FEELS WITH THE TALK ABOUT GRADUATION.

oh my god the feels, the FEELS!

this chapter made me so emotional i love this. i love the BokuAka backstory, and i love Akaashi picking himself back up, and i love Bokuto’s awakening.

this whole chapter was a blessing.

KuroKen counter for this chapter: 2 (not as much as the previous chapters, but the BokuAka more than made up for it <3)

KuroKen counter in total (starting from chapter 328): 14

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got a suggestion for kiribaku hand holding and this is all I could think of lool

crazygaze

Suga was almost captain once but then he tried to start an inspirational team speech with “Listen up, you volleyball sluts” and that’s how Daichi became captain

bokuto: *does something stupid*

akaashi: god i love you

vs.

kuroo: *does something stupid*

kenma: *silent disowning*

#haikyuu!!#koutaro bokuto #akaashi keiji #bokuaka #bokuto kotaro x akaashi keiji #fukurodani #tetsuro kuroo #kozume kenma #kuroken #kuroo tetsuro x kozume kenma #nekoma #incorrect haikyuu quotes

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