just your average queer, neurodivergent, podcast consuming, charlie-dowd obsessed twink. or, at least i try to give twink energy
sometimes made fake transcript on my main but i thought hey, why not come up with an entire blog for that
what usually happens is that i make a blog and then never use it. but some posts must become fake transcript, imo. so i hope i use this a lot
posting wtv i feel like
if you have a request/a post you want me to do, please either @ me or send it to me via inbox! im happy to indulge
if you are curious about what i have done so far, i make every single screenshot on one google doc! i will link that google doc here so you can see if your shitpost has been done already, or if you just want every transcript in front of you for easy reading. (let me know if the link fails)
spoilers will not be tagged as such !!! you can scroll this blog and go in completely naieve and just hope for the best if u want
i will be turning whatever i want into this transcript. i promise i am not stealing from your post. if you would like it removed, please let me know
posts may be slightly different then og requests. this is either because the grammar is mildly wonky (dw me too anons) or im typing it how i hear it. nothing against ops ofc
(more about me and other important info under the cut)
ello :> adding some basic info that may be useful, besides the stuff in my blog's desc
‼ = i am very much neurdigverent. the most likely candidates are autism, adhd, and social anxiety disorder. that last one may not seem like it from how i act online, but if you saw me irl, you would not think i am the same person. thought these levels of anxiety and avoidance were normal until i figured that maybe a 'normal' person doesnt sculpt their entire life on avoiding small talk. my neurodivergency may also affect how i interpret your asks.
!! = with the adhd comes the memory issues. i will see a post and completley forget it exists. i will also go through bouts ofposting all at once, and not posting at all for a number of days. i am not ignoring you. i just have no motivation to post.
‼ = i am okay with doing any fandom. i only confidently know how to make malevolent transcript, but i semi-know how to make tma transcript as well. i may figure out how to make other transcripts in the future, and will post them here
‼ = feel free to send any characters in, even non malev characters. hell, they can be real people for all i care, or self-inserts/yumeshipping. im very open
‼ = i will do nsfw. i can post it, answer these asks privately, or dm it to you once i am done with it. i am very much an avid smut reader, so do not fret about appearing weird or the such. nsfw will be tagged as #masked
‼ = i may or may not offer to do entire fanfics in the future. that is very undecided, but lowk, i would absolutely love to.
‼ = please spam ask/spam like/reblog my stuff! 1) i dont get notifications anyway, so i can't be bugged by those, 2) it brings me so much fucking joy to see people enjoy my stuff. please leave all the notes you want and send as many asks as possible.
‼ = talk all you want! im so very open to making friends online, where my anxiety does not reach me nearly as bad. i would prefer to stay out of dms unless things become more developed.
!! = anything not transcript/side convos will be tagged as #not transcript
‼ = i am not good at comforting people or giving advice. please do not expect me to know how to reply to you if that occurs.
‼ = charlie dowd is my fucking wife and kayne is my fucking husband. fight me
‼ = if you want to claim an anon, please let me know! some may find appeal in being able to find their asks quicker/just having yours associated with the same thing/same person. anons also may be given if i feel so inclined
hiii degenerate Kayne yumeshipper hereeeee and I have a few prompts for Kayne and my sona via the Incorrect Quotes Generator, do whichever ones you like
Kayne: I've only had Dusty for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Kayne: So are we flirting right now?
Dusty: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Kayne: That doesn’t answer my question
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Kayne, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Dusty.
Dusty: How did you do that without turning around?
Kayne: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Kayne, pointing: May I sit there?
Dusty: That's my lap
Kayne: That doesn't answer my question, Dusty.
heheheh i love yumeshipping with kayne it makes me happy
hiii degenerate Kayne yumeshipper hereeeee and I have a few prompts for Kayne and my sona via the Incorrect Quotes Generator, do whichever ones you like
Kayne: I've only had Dusty for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Kayne: So are we flirting right now?
Dusty: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Kayne: That doesn’t answer my question
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Kayne, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Dusty.
Dusty: How did you do that without turning around?
Kayne: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Kayne, pointing: May I sit there?
Dusty: That's my lap
Kayne: That doesn't answer my question, Dusty.
heheheh i love yumeshipping with kayne it makes me happy
Holland: Arthur! This is not you! You’re not a murderer!
Healy: he just said he killed seven people
Arthur: maybe seven. Not definitively seven!
Healy: that doesn’t make it better
Holland: I’m saying deep down
Healy: ones a mistake but, seven? How do you mistakenly kill seven people?
Holland: don’t paint him with that brush, (Healy: it’s hard to accidentally kill that many people) you don’t know that (Healy: we’re actively trying to fight, I’m just using my eyes)
ARTHUR: I’m blind and I am guided by the voice inside of my head named John, which is a piece of the King in Yellow. I’m not your real father, I’m another version of him from another universe, your original father died. You were put here by a being called The Manager.
John: Arthur what the FUCK is omegaverse
Arthur: don't worry about it...
(or alternatively)
Arthur: John... what is omega verse? and why have you written a fanfiction about it... staring me.
John: Arthur- let me explain-
a fanfic about john writing fanfic would be so so peak
edit: i forgot john's part in the second one. may fix when i get home. depends if i remember
