whimperer3000

red sea 4ever

[shitty-malevolent-aus]

AU where Kayne has a wife and the wife is just The Manager in a wig

[themothmanapologist]

I realize there is blending of semantic knowledge between John and Arthur, but I think it is funnier to imagine he had no understanding of money. I like to think that after those season 1 cab rides, John handed completely random amounts of cash to drivers who were so desperate to get the weird guy out of their car that they accepted it and called it a day.

[john-does-whimpering]

awoo? *whimper whimper....*

[ @arthur-lesters-phantom-tail ]

whimper whimper....

[themothmanapologist]

Do I think Oscar will return? Absolutely not. Do I want him to return solely to find out his reaction to learning Arthur drove him around while 100% blind, relying on the guidance of an entity that tried to kill him and was having cognitive lapses? Yes.

[constellama]

prettiest eldritch entity at the party <3

reference below the cut !!

[sweetmapple]

Certified Arthur Lester moment

[picklesinabottle]

arthur rightfully gets a lot of heat for whimpering so much, but I feel we should be giving that same energy to john for moaning arthur's name at inappropriate times

[juliancarayx]

I love the transition of John from evil malevolent creature to professional hype man

[lilfoxay]

reddit, am i (34m) the asshole for calling my headmate (1000000000m) a parasite

[gackk]

Get picked up. Loser.

[do-not-perceive-willis]

the fact the entire fandom fell in love with noel after this single interaction is incredible

[q-isthebestletter]

I know we all love the "Eldritch God of madness who doesn't know his lefts and rights" jokes about John, but I only just realized that episode 34 shows that it's actually Arthur who doesn't know

The Butcher tells Arthur to go right, then has to correct him, which means it's been Arthur this whole time going the wrong way

[percymawce-arts]

This is actually so funny to me.

[elias-bouchards-period-cramps]

in honor of john day go john yourself

[blackberreh-art]

those malevolent boys

[malevolentcast]

If John had a birthday what day would it be?

June 3rd

[malevolentcast]

HBD my love

[embrose]

The way John says "Arthur" sometimes, how his voice is filled with something akin to awe or admiration or amazement or adoration or all of the above, gives me butterflies

[arthur-lesters-whimpering]

I’d like to give everyone 1 billion reminders that Arthur was naked for a majority of this episode. Pussy out adventure. It’s an important detail