Okey-dokey Artichokey

Call me Dragon, I’m here to be stupid on purpose! Flight Rising ID: Dw2h add me whenever. COMMISSIONS: PLEASE DM, LIFE’S BEEN A LOT RECENTLY

[artichokebean]

Updated Commission post (5/18/23) All patterns are by Choly Knight [blog]

Prices:

Human: $90-110, depending on complexity. Includes one outfit (Shirt+Pants+Shoes, or Dress+Shoes and 2 accessories).

Animal: $100 (Includes up to 2 accessories, such as collars)

Complex designs and specific fabric requests cost extra (Extra limbs, tails, wings, horns, manes, etc.)

Extra outfit bundles (shirt+pants+shoes or dress+shoes and 2 accessories) are $15 apiece.

Please email [email protected] (subject line: Plush Commission) or send me a DM here or Discord (DragonMemes#2388) if you're interested.

[were--ralph]

U 34 and a furry

ill be 60 and one too

[furry-fey]

[segamascott]

[easybruiser]

[joeyclaire]

i stand in front of an audience. okay so there’s this epilogue to a fantasy/sci fi series about the psychological decline of a protagonist who spent his entire life solving everyone else’s problems as fantasy protagonists often do and now he is confronted with the reality that he does not know how to solve his own and this destroys him completely. his mental health spiral is the focus of the story and is just as gradual as it is intense. no one knows what to do when the one that does all the saving needs to be saved and they all go about helping him horribly. incredibly claustrophobic in tone. most episodes end on a sour, open note. everyone is gripped. i say it is steven universe. the audience erupts into fury

[joeyclaire]

there’s a scene about that exact moment in your mid teens when your parent is talking and you realize you’ve spent all your life looking up to a person who knows nothing and is telling you things you definitely don’t need or want to hear and all you can do is zone out because you’ve never been disillusioned like this before. and it’s so good. and it’s steven universe.

[sailorfggot-deactivated20260514]

Tumblr: oh you posted clavicle? I’m so sorry diva that’s against TOS and flagged as mature explicit content

Tumblr: here’s an ai porn ad

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[funny-tik-toks]

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge, back pain, tight hips

X

[mckitterick]

hey writers, desk workers, and others who sit too much:

if you want to retain mobility and don't want a permanently stiff back, this is important!

[catgirl-kaiju]

[loathsome-jr]

[project-catgirlpiller]

[catgirl-kaiju]

T-Rex actually stands for Transgender Rex

[catgirl-kaiju]

happy pride

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

centipede god

bonus:

[sleepy-bebby]

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

[obserbolisk]

Normally I do not give a fuck about my age matching or surpassing that of timeless fictional characters. Can’t even understand why someone would be bothered by that. However, in the new James Bond video game, Bond very casually and conversationally references SpongeBob, and it hit me like a fish fired from a rail gun.

[gay-systemdeez]

Throwing rocks at twinks; it's fun, it's easy, and it's free.

[feral-hermit-cat-deactivated202]