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dungeonmastersconsortium

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

graphix artiste

i have a suggestion

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

keyfili

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY / faceless 2022 • dir. Rian Johnson

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egberts

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

vampyr-ism

happy pride (part 2)

mens-rights-activia

Wait one more Odyssey joke before we move on 😭

alanofalltrades

mlarayoukai-archive

isnt there a better picture they could have used

demilypyro

No this was the best picture of Ed Sheeran they had

vintage-tigre

Art by Worry Lines

slyandthefamilybook

purely balanced

thelooniemoonie

Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay

thelooniemoonie

It's about that time of year again, and after having this circulate for a year now, it interesting seeing some observations:

Despite making this post in August, this post spikes in brief periods throughout the year, depending on when folks like to start.

Reading all the cool costume projects people are working on

Some of you animals reblog this on November 1st

errorschacha

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.