horny 24/7*

*for cate blenchett and goro majima

[sluttynurse]

[pjharvey]

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[anglaised]

[moishe-pipick]

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[galaxywarp]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[adreamerr]

I love her

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[escuerzoresucitado]

[red-twist]

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig