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crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. rats make me crazy.

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Can we make out

yes

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do you guys think tom kenny goes online under numerous anonymous accounts to post and read squidbob fanfiction

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what do you think about old hairy men tied up

listen, i dont know who told you about me and my buddies’ tuesday evening get-togethers, but you need to purchase a VIP up at the front desk before intruding. watching still counts as participating!

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alright yeah i watched the gay demon hotel show and enjoyed it even though the excess cussing made me cringe a little. heres an idea i had.

if i remember correctly, lucifer in bible lore was supposed to be the most beautiful/handsome… whatever. angel guy. i might be wrong i didn’t read that novel 😂😂😂 he became the temptation master with his little snake schtick. do you think that he would naturally exude energy to tempt people to sin even if he wasn’t actively attempting to do so? like he walks in the room and suddenly this person wants to do the devil’s tango with him while this person becomes insanely jealous of him and this other person wants to kill him? that would be fun. plus you can use it as a concept in fanwork to make lucifer the one exception to alastor’s aroace whatever he has going on. ace people can have exceptions regardless but that would be more interesting

“i dont like you, you’re just tempting me and succeeding”

“im not even doing anything”

“see there you go, you’re doing it again”

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ryuk is the best death note character. he’s this terrifying giant demon dude that floats around cross-eyed adding the most useless commentary and is addicted to apples for some reason. does anyone ever stop to think how nonsensical that is?

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obligatory scollace in celebration of being prescribed adhd meds. fireworks means gay awakening, lightning means boner or something idk up to viewer interpretation i didnt read all the comics either so if this is already a thing then shut up i do what i want

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they knew what they were fckn doing with this scene dont even try to lie to me 🙄

we all thought the same thing. all that buildup then the most anti-climactic “my husband works for nintendo” bro im done i hate/love when shows do this

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lucius and izzy definitely carried s2. i want them to team up and bitch out blackbeard already, they would make such a good roasting duo

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its not my fault you have such a drawable au and character design, @nineeteen2000

i just wasnt happy with the last design i did. it was not up to snuff and i’ll probably think the same about this one in about 2 hours. in fact, im already beginning to see every single flaw and its making me want to gouge my eyes out. arent i so relatable, guys? hashtag artist problems

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no, i didnt look at a reference nor do i know how horse hooves look. i just wanted to draw con oneills tits (and partially twink-ify izzy just because. and i saw cons abs in that shirtless shot, im not fuckin delusional)

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so are we all in agreement that izzy being killed was like… the worst part of season 2? completely unnecessary, they killed the best character at the worst time, and it was written so poorly. im just angry now, i regret watching the second season at all. but now i want to make izzy fanart to revive our precious chihuahua.

also why the fuck is buttons a seagull now? WHY DID THEY ALSO GET RID OF BUTTONS? AND IVAN??? ivan hasnt even been mentioned since the fucking second episode good lord. good omens broke our hearts in a good way, ofmd did it in the worst way. hella disappointed, man

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part one? 😳 might add to this comic if its well received… love me some gay cat-men and cow creatures. anime eyes are on point today!

context? idk, snufkin here had… snufkin puberty even though he’s already an adult? logic. moomintroll likey very much so he went on an adventure to find one of the rarest flowers known to exist in their fantasy world just to give to snufkin. picking the flower doesnt kill it so its fine yall it has immortal plant powers or something and reads minds

do you see how incoherent my ideas are? can you taste a smidgen of the chaos in my brain?

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tiny comic for @nineeteen2000 ‘s siren au I just thought it would be funny if ace taught 2D to associate murdoc with an insult instead of his name lol

also I like the idea of 2D trying to be threatening when he is the least threatening thing on the planet (even when he's a man-eating fish) like when a cat tries to square up. yeah yeah you could scratch my eyes out, but are you going to? fluffing your tail ain't gonna scare me, buddy. time for the squirt bottle

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I did a little thingy here for @nineeteen2000 ‘s wonderful siren au 😌 creds for character designs obviously go to them (their account for the au is @stu-the-pink-fish btw) and also gorillaz of course. I really love their art even tho I just found them today I will worship the ground they walk on. this technically isn't finished, I'm just too lazy to do the shading and background per usual. Also if you recognize my art, yes I have posted gorillaz art before but I fucked off my other account… rest in piss bbg

Sidenote: I know 2D’s eyes are supposed to be white but I wanted to make them look like opals just cuz 🤷‍♂️

Other sidenote: why can't I find the fanfic @canarychrysanthemum made?! I wanted to read it :(