The Piggest Pitch To Ever Pitch

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[nicmangle]

GUMI V2

[dateamonster]

can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

[thalassata]

child of divorce

[zzz-elliot]

lost one’s weeping

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[splatoon-names]

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[sleepysealion]

The beach is bwarking for another Popplio Day.

[wirelessw]

Carol: Transmasc Noelle, my son (apparently), I will only support your transition if you can come up with a christmas pun name, as is the iron and unbreakable rule of tradition.

Transmasc Noelle: I was thinking Pierre?

Carol: ...

Pierre: You know, like Père Noël? It's, y'know, it's layered?

Carol: Acceptable. You lose points for needing to explain it, but you win them back for how much of a pain in the dick it's going to be for everyone else to use non-standard punctuation. 8.3/10.

[gg-is-a-loser]

game of the year

[verdant-lightning]

in the sunlight

[ridiska-be-be]