chunky & bitter

40 year old man posing as a 19 year old girl

[godswaul]

im failing biology

[thecrazytowncomics]

We are Unworthy

[byul-s-inactive-deactivated2020]

Your Fave Is Problematic: Jillian Holtzmann

Looks too hot in overalls

Broke that one guy’s guitar and couldnt pay him back

Tried to claim an entire floor of the firehouse

Stole the heart of every girl ever 

????????? 

[such-fun]

Sassy HYDRA agent

[emohell-archive]

First Guy [deep voice, serious tone]: How did you take down Captain America?

Second Guy (The HYDRA agent) [matter-of-fact tone, sassy german accent]: We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.

[cringepics]

[burgertv]

[lovlae]

“art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth” - pablo picasso 

[theawesomeadventurer]

what the fuck

[sobeitjayt]

I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy 

[artisinalsoap]

Class: *reading aloud*

Me: *counting the number of people until my turn and practicing the paragraph i have to read*

[averagefairy]

theres nothing i hate more than open ended plans like when you talked about doing something with someone but you never officially set it up. is this real like should i request off work……please…. i need structure or ill die 

[darklids]

Im into the illness

[philsilvers]

[peachtimes-deactivated20160831]

Need me one

[prozdvoices]

When a video game dialogue option is way more aggressive than you anticipated

[notslayerage-deactivated2013112]

[metallipstick]

My education in a nutshell

[chessys]

date a girl who doesnt reply to ur texts bc she doesnt have the energy to be a person

[rockandrollchick29]

is satan gay?

[awwwcastiel]

No. He has a wife, Mrs. Claus

[rockandrollchick29]

what

[awwwcastiel]

What?

[awwwcastiel]

OH

[forever90s]