i'm pouting and whining and rolling on the floor because samalex has me in rarepair hell. what do you mean it's me and four other people?? what do you mean nobody else likes this??? nobody else wants this sweet sweet himbo x himbo ship?? this matching golden retriever puppy dog energy?
no-one wants an alex who is majorly touch starved getting absolutely drowned in smooches and hugs and holding hands and arms wrapped around his waist and resting on his shoulder???
they don't want a sam who is restless and unfocused finding someone who is a rock solid wall of muscle who can just pick him up or just lay down on top of him and who has routine built into every aspect of his life and maybe can let sam into his slipstream
they don't want a tall leggy sam getting a strong boy to give him a piggy back ride for the first time in years? they don't want a reserved and kinda vanilla alex letting some of sam's creativity and self-expression rub off on him?
they don't want two sunshiney boys to be gay and happy in the valley??
