oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
Everybody cool with being friends with someone who’s been bullied repeatedly throughout life and has trouble controlling her emotions until she actually acts out of instinct and all of a sudden your mad at her and don’t care anymore because something you said had been used to bully her before.
Context is I wanted to play stardew Valley with a friend but she doesn’t have Nintendo online subscription so I wasn’t able to play I was talking to my other friend let’s call her A and A asked what I was doing I said “playing a game” A said “lemme guess star dew” well saying let me guess then saying what I’m doing is how I’ve been bullied for being predictable and she gets mad that i acted out if Instinct upset that I thought I was being made fun of
Same girl literally just said to me out of nowhere “yes I find you attractive is it the looks? No is it the personality yes” and she hasn’t said sike or that it was a lie…..I’m a straight female we’re both girls 👁👄👁
Everybody cool with being friends with someone who’s been bullied repeatedly throughout life and has trouble controlling her emotions until she actually acts out of instinct and all of a sudden your mad at her and don’t care anymore because something you said had been used to bully her before.
Context is I wanted to play stardew Valley with a friend but she doesn’t have Nintendo online subscription so I wasn’t able to play I was talking to my other friend let’s call her A and A asked what I was doing I said “playing a game” A said “lemme guess star dew” well saying let me guess then saying what I’m doing is how I’ve been bullied for being predictable and she gets mad that i acted out if Instinct upset that I thought I was being made fun of
Affection — how do they show their love and affection?
Through gifts and time spent together.
Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
Very messy he’s no stranger to blood and he likes the taste of it.
Cruelty — how would they treat their darling once abducted?
If it even got to the point where he kidnapped you he would do everything and anything you want (except leave) just for you to forgive him for kidnapping you.
Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Only things that need to be done if his darling won’t eat then he’ll force feed them.
Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
Extremely whatever his darling wants to know he will tell them.
Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?
Mostly upset but he’d understand why they were fighting back and give them space (being supervised by the cameras of course)
Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
This isn’t a game to him. He hates when his darling tries to escape and he tries to reason with them that this is the best option for them.
Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
When his darling watched him kill whoever he thought was in their way of being in a relationship together. Family or friends it doesn’t matter.
Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?
Married with kids (biological or adopted he doesn’t mind either) he just wants his darling to be happy though.
Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?
Very jealous. He doesn’t handle it well usually the person ends up dead pretty quickly.
Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?
Like a teenager with their crush. He’s stuttering and fidgeting and can’t even look his darling in the eyes.
Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?
After stalking them for 2 years he’ll have their schedule memorized and interfere with it so he “accidentally “ bumps into them.
Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
Not really. He’s still the same stuttering, fidgeting mess he usually is.
Naughty — how would they punish their darling?
The worst he would do is take away some freedoms like going outside (with him of course but it’s still outside).
Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?
None. They get taken away as punishment if his darling is good they get all their rights.
Patience — how patient are they with their darling?
Extremely like this mans patients has no end.
Quit — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
If his darling dies his go to is to kill himself. Without his darling he is nothing. If he darling manages to leave or successfully escape he’s never going to stop looking for them. He will find them eventually.
Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling?
Every day. Not enough to make him let you go but he still feels regret.
Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
His parents were Yandere and raised him this way but his dad was abusive so he wants to be the opposite of his dad he wants to be nice to his darling which is why he saves kidnapping as a very last resort.
Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
He hates it when his darling cry’s b we ecause then he wants to cry. He also doesn’t like it when they isolate themselves but he understands they need space.
Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
Never hurting his darling. After the abuse he went through he would never put his darling through it too.
Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
His kindness. He’s too trusting also you could easily leave just by saying you were going to the store. He’d trust you and give you some money because he believes you. Then you’ve got your ticket out of there.
Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?
Never. He can’t stand the thought of hurting his darling.
Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling?
This man thinks of you as a god/goddess. You are worshiped everyday and are praised for just existing.
Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
Like I said before kidnapping is a very last resort. He wants to get rid of one of your family members because they don’t like him but getting rid of that family member would upset you. So he’d kidnap you.
When I saw this one I gasped, I have writing this one for a while!
Lloyd - (Streamer Y/n)
Lloyd watches all of your streams. He loves using his burner accounts and sending you donations and words of praise so he can see your smile.
He begs you to let him moderate your streams so he can kick out everyone who says things he deems unworthy.
There was one stream where you and a fellow giant creator collab, Lloyd were not excited. He waits for off-camera and watches you like a hawk.
If you ever try to record him he will turn pink and hide his face asking you to stop.
If you are invited to a large streaming convention he will attend with you and gives every fan who asks for photos and autographs a nasty glare.
"Thank you so much Red.Rover69 for the $10 donation! I'll make sure to tell my boyfriend I love him...Lloyd?"
Allan - (Athlete Y/n)
He loves it and hates it. He is so proud that you've made a career of being yourself and sports (his two favorite things).
He tries to keep up to date on any news that uses your name. If there is anything negative he contacts the reporter and pays them to remove it.
Allan attends all of your games and cheers you on as loud as he can.
He never wants to steal your spotlight but he will often try and be in photos with you he needs everyone who you belong to.
He had to buy four more storage extenders for his phone due to him taking pictures of you on the field/court he just finds you so beautiful.
"Oh my God Y/n that play was so cool! When we get home can you show me how to do that??"
Kylie - (Singer Y/n)
She is obsessed with your fame. She loves every camera flash and news article.
She begs you everyday to duet with her on one of your huge stages. If you sing with others she becomes extremely jealous.
When you're home alone together she asks you to sing for her.
There's been multiple times where she tried to steal your moment. She wishes she was the famous one.
She goes to all your performances. She has all of your cds, tour shirts, and every piece of merchandise.
"Think about it babe, you and I on the stage! I- We would be so amazing together! I promise I won't sing over you!"
Harvey - (Actor Y/n)
He doesn't understand your movies. Special effects and crazy makeup is all so weird to him.
He tells you that he doesn't see why people would make you as famous he's lying, you're so gorgeous it would be a crime if you weren't.
Even though he says he hates your movies he only wants to watch them. He likes to see your face change and be dolled up for films.
He hates it when you leave the house. The only day of the year that he can escape to go with you is Halloween, so he follows you around as you attend huge Hollywood parties.
When you go to sleep he goes through your calendars, notes, and emails to see what movie you have coming up. When he sees you are going to be in the a reboot of his favourite movie from the 70s he squeals with joy.
"I can't wait to see Y/n play the hot main character...especially in the locker room scene! I'm going to tease them so badly! I hope they cry"
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