jesper, nina, and wylan are sitting on a bench
inej: why do you guys look so sad?
jesper: sit down with us so we can tell you
*inej sits down*
wylan: the bench is freshly painted
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jesper, nina, and wylan are sitting on a bench
inej: why do you guys look so sad?
jesper: sit down with us so we can tell you
*inej sits down*
wylan: the bench is freshly painted
nina: poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses
wylan: this knife is actually a magic wand
inej: meet me in the dennyβs parking lot for a wizard duel
jesper: *cocks gun* magic missile
kaz: what the fuck is wrong with you people
jesper: i'm an idiot
kaz:
inej:
nina:
matthias:
jesper:
kaz: if youβre waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day
kaz: where's jesper, nina, and wylan?
matthias: they're playing hide and seek
kaz: where?
matthias: i don't think you get how this game works
nina: why are jesper and wylan sitting with their backs to each other?
inej: they had a fight
nina: then why are they holding hands?
inej: they get sad when they fight
cop: youβre receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
jesper: shit
wylan: wait, three?
cop: yeah?
nina: OH MY GOD MATTHIAS FELL OFF!!!
kaz: i think we're missing something
jesper: teamwork?
inej: cohesion?
matthias: a general sense of what weβre doing?
jesper: why is matthias so sad?
nina: he took one of those βwhich crow are you?β quizzes
jesper: and...?
nina: he got kaz
nina: why are your tongues purple?
jesper: we had slushies. i had a blue one
wylan: i had a red one
nina: oh
nina:
nina: OH
matthias:
matthias: you drank each other's slushies?
david: isnβt it weird that we pay money to see other people?
genya: plane tickets?
nikolai: concert tickets?
zoya: prostitution?
david, holding his broken frames: glasses
matthias: what does 'take out' mean?
nina: food
wylan: dating
kaz: murder
jesper: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD
*everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
kaz: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know
everyone:
inej: ...i did. i broke it
kaz: no. no you didn't. jesper?
jesper: don't look at me. look at matthias
matthias: what?! i didn't break it
jesper: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
matthias: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
jesper: suspicious
matthias: no, it's not!
wylan: if it matters, probably not, but nina was the last one to use it
nina: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
wylan: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
nina: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that!
inej: okay let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, kaz
kaz: no! who broke it!?
everyone:
wylan: kaz... kuwei's been awfully quiet
kuwei: rEALLY?!
*everyone starts arguing*
kaz, being interviewed: i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it
kaz: i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
kaz:
kaz: good. it was getting a little chummy around here
inej: good morning
wylan: good morning
matthias: good morning
nina: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit
jesper: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
jesper: bye wylan! bye kaz! bye matthias! bye inej! bye nina! bye wylan!
inej: you said βbye wylanβ twice
jesper: i like wylan
matthias: nothing in life is free
nina: love is free!
jesper: adventure is free
wylan: knowledge is free
kaz: everything is free if you take it without paying
matthias: what did you guys get in your yearbook?
nina: 'prettiest smile'
wylan: 'nicest personality'
jesper: 'most likely to start a bar fight'
inej: 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
nina: is having a penis fun?
matthias: it has its ups and downs
jesper: sometimes itβs a little hard
wylan: itβs a pain in the ass
nina: oh, jesus, fuck, guys, come on