there's no such thing as a jaggy snake

[arushofbloodtotheballs]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[theglowqueen]

My favorite part of Rocketman was during the quiet emotional parts when Elton was at his lowest and you could hear Godzilla scream from the theater next door

[mustardtigress]

tobë wisdom

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[livinganecstaticlife-blog]

[medicinehoe-blog]

spaghetti party

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[warluigi]

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[carnival-phantasm]

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

[clonerightsagenda]

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

[theawesomeadventurer]

a total power move

[theawesomeadventurer]

[thatnordicguy]

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

[consultingskeletondetective]

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

[brandonandmeera]

[shiny-shock-deactivated20190217]

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

[beyonslayed]

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

[beyonslayed]

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

[shejla24]

[nowhites]

same energy

[bibidebabideboo]

[yungchub-deactivated20150405]

This is more dramatic than the endof lost in translation

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

Can you imagine how fuckong nuts straight people would go if they had the ability to hear ABBA’s dancing queen the way gay people do

[55v]

Mr Brightside

[shego420]

the implication that mr brightside belongs to the straights is the foulest and most horrible thing i’ve ever been forced to read in my life

[maxing-and-prolapsing]

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible