lost in the sauce

viv | 26 | illustrator

[depsidase]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes

[testosteronetwink]

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[volach-deactivated20230326]

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

[wordswithimages]

[amaralesbian]

just saw a billboard where all you could see was "yippee here's"

[amaralesbian]

drove by it again

[mintyproof]

i love the C: drive it's like my computer is smiling at me

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i have bad news about the D: drive

[solarsyrup]

heard that the queen is spending some time upstate on this big farm with other queens, where she's got lots of room to run around and play

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

when 2 buses pass each other and the bus drivers don't wave at each other like omg....did you guys break up....

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

[gayspock-deactivated20250217]

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

[charlesoberonn]

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

[charlesoberonn]

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

[catrinecat]

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

[charlesoberonn]

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

[catrinecat]

MY EYES AND EARS

[charlesoberonn]

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”

“Did they try distracting you by throwing a rock?”

“Yeah, they did.”

“Fucking idiot.”

[catrinecat]

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

[spoonwizardd]

Dont care didnt ask plus the sleeves of your wizard robe are embarrassingly short

[foulserpent]

im sorry what are the logistics here? could you break this position down for me?

[foulserpent]