I am a direwolf, and done with wooden teeth.

Heather. 32. She/her. "We are not seeking the ideal outcome, simply one in which they are free.” Icon by @queenmakcr.

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[decody-deactivated20230217]

THE TWILIGHT ZONE 2.29 — The Obsolete Man

[expressions-of-nature]

by Elina Magalimova

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated19190]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[sexandmanhattan]

[technicolorrelays]

[expressions-of-nature]

Fontainebleau State Park, Louisiana by Lana Gramlich

[breathtakingdestinations]

Sheepbanks Bridge - Ireland (by Rob Hurson) 

[catchymemes]

[torturelabyrinth]

Let’s go do fun outdoor winter activities and take vitamin d supplements and sign up for yoga class and go on antidepressants and buy a SAD lamp and stretch daily! Follow me everyone!! *slips on black ice and falls face first onto the ground and the snow piles up on my unmoving body*

[ispyspookymansion]

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

[jeniffercheck]

hey sorry i said those weird and pathetic things. do you still think i’m mysterious and alluring

[afurioushawk]

Hope every Millennial gets a good laugh out of "you could afford a 2 bedroom apartment by yourself in 2020"