The Bowery Presents
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Hole
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Show & Tell
ojovivo
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d e v o n
roma★
bliss lane
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taylor price
NASA
KIROKAZE
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Kiana Khansmith
gracie abrams
Noah Kahan
seen from Colombia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Puerto Rico
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia
seen from T1
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from Brazil
seen from Netherlands
seen from Canada
seen from Australia
seen from China
@as-i-am-you-will-be
I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”
Stop that’s too funny
objectively, they're right
Trylingual.
A collection of time travel humor text posts, not censored by me.
All of these really made me laugh, and laughter is a very good thing sometimes. All of the time, actually. Unless you're doing something that requires a still hand or silence I guess.
If I may add @sgt-cookie-2's masterpiece:
∴╎ꖎ↸ ∷ᔑ∴ ᓵ⍑╎ᓵꖌᒷリ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ᔑᓭℸ ̣|| ᔑᓭ⎓ ||ᔑꖎꖎ ᓭꖎᒷᒷ!¡╎リ⊣ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ
Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card
I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”
Not the best photo but here it is for posterity
Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about
“Asphalt Archeology” is a series of photographs of found objects embedded into asphalt in New York City by artist Mike Mission
printing this on a tshirt and wearing it to see my family to see if they get the hint
im so fucking stubborn
michael what the fuck.
no its one of my fancy pencils :)
the end cap comes off :)
oh lard
my son he is sick he has every disease
we are nearing peak deviancy
happy back-to-school day
im so clever that its sickening
if i breathe wrong i'll lose him
it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes
at what point does this stop being a pencil
the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
May 2021
January 2022
October 2022
April 2023
July 2023
June 2024
February 2025
March 2025
November 2025
August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
I gotta take my chances
some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker
I gotta google something real quick
who named this bird
Official ornithology post
"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library
they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of
cow triangles
Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading
The guy asked, the cards gave the most direct answer possible.
