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raavenb2619

[This meeting could have been an email voice]: This romcom should have been a horror movie

fial-inka

the signal catcher 📡

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

Gerard P Donelan

mercuryfountain-deactivated2024

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

kyrianne

More of his stuff and about him

kyrianne

laslloronas

My absolute favorite of his work

smulnsander-deactivated20251211

strawberryamanita

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

grootficguy

I saw this tweet:

and thought “ah okay, so like probably just some normal guy with a slight-to-moderate looking eccentricity about him” brother i

cerastes

How did Joe Rogan get Baron Ashura on his cast

im-mender

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

koth-harvest-final

realpokemon

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

an-ambient-girl

i smoke jazz and listen to weed

vinelark

hmm my former landlords are trying to deduct a frankly off the rails amount of money from our security deposit…my time has come once again

vinelark

i was chatting with a coworker about this whole saga today and someone nearby popped into the convo to be like “you know, you can use chatgpt to write a demand letter!” and i sort of blinked and went, “okay. i did it myself, though.” and she was like, “yeah but it can tell you what laws and stuff are relevant” and i was like, “i also did research myself.” and she was very well-meaning but she said “chatgpt” like six more times before she left and it was genuinely baffling to me, this insistence on it.

and in the one hand, did i enjoy spending hours researching housing regulations in my state? not especially. drafting this email was stressful. but on the other hand, did i learn a lot by doing that research? yeah, i did. i’m more prepared for my current and future leases. i used some of that info to make decisions about a new renter’s insurance policy. i already told three different people about things i learned that are relevant to their leases that they didn’t know yet. (pro tip: see if you’re supposed to be getting annual interest payments on your security deposit! also look up what specific appliances your landlords must legally provide as of 2026.) i also got to reconnect with my cousin for a bit because her job gave her specific insight on part of the situation, and i’d much rather do that than have a chatbot make shit up for me.

also, i drafted that email with the power of friendship (friends angry on our behalf) and spite (from landlords telling me not to do my research). chatgpt could never.

(we got the money back, by the way 💪)

chantylay

Please never use generative AI tools for any kind of legal dispute. It does not know what laws or court cases are. It will make up something that sounds favorable to you, and you will get crushed. There are free resources out there to learn this stuff. And sometimes attorneys will offer free consultations or volunteer at a free legal clinic. OP didn't just do it themselves to do extra work or some shit. This is really the only viable way to do things short of hiring a professional to do it for you.

ChatGPT is not easier or faster in matters like this. It is a shot to the foot.

mid-evil-werewolf

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

mid-evil-werewolf

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

mid-evil-werewolf

No hate on you because you’re braver than any US marine for that but I think we might have been having wildly different experiences

pleasemayiiplease

transfemmbeatrice

cheesenames

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

the-fallen-blue

#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally#jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc

"Qui-Gon didn't try to buy Anakin or the engine because there wasn't anyone in town who offered a credit exchange service" wrong. Qui-Gon gambled for Anakin under the table because after dealing with the Cyrkon Delinquency of 24850, Master Olobi, Esq, has personally promised to hang by the the toes from the highest tower of the Temple for one week any Jedi who generates any trackable legal transaction or obligation between the Order and the Hutts.

slytherverse

throwback to when i took my kid (sibling) to get a passport and we got sunburnt (white) from waiting in line (covid) (pandemic) (outside line) (lawn chairs) and then we received a pen (blue) to fill out twelve (at least ten) pages of paperwork and THEN (handed the paperwork back) got hit with Ohhh sorry this form has to be filled in with black pen :/ (she gave us the pen) and i (stoned) (cartdemic era) didnt like that (young) (impatient) and said hey. do you have a copy machine (they did) can you make a black and white copy of this here document we filled out (she did) and then would that now be considered a black and white completed form (yes) (that worked) (cant believe that worked)

slytherverse

ur so real for this

hometoursandotherstuff

zanmor

both because I hate it and because I legit had some trouble making sense of it, here's the tweet uncensored, "called a weird French bitch out for being a wee cow on my photo and she's threatened tae come to Scotland and beat me up omg je suis shitting my pantaloons x"

lamine-19

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

tpwrtrmnky

Tbh I think the "but data centers are important infrastructure, not just AI" talking point misses that like

Ok so roads are important infrastructure. A lot of stuff that's important happens on roads. Now, let's imagine that quadrillionaire Matt Stench has decided that the next big tech innovation is the Wide Car. It's a car that takes up six lanes despite seating only one passenger.

The Wide Car is supposed to be the future, and everyone's going to be driving Wide Cars, even though nobody who makes Wide Cars is turning a profit. Employers are offering Wide Cars as an employee benefit, and getting "nah." Some employers are going as far as demanding their employees drive Wide Cars, and the result is that people take time out of their workdays to get in the mandatory gas usage for their Wide Car before driving home in a regular car.

In spite of the fact that the Wide Car is clearly set to fail, there's an enormous push to expand to twelve-lane roads to accommodate a bunch of Wide Cars that simply will not materialize. This is not an organic response to demand, but a speculative investment that amplifies the existing issues with road development for no good reason.

That is the problem.

tpwrtrmnky

Oh and the road infrastructure project is buying up resources other people could have used for literally anything else. With money they promise they'll be making from Wide Car sales any day now.

tpwrtrmnky

Okay so what I'm getting from the notes is that when you try to transplant some techbro nonsense into an offline equivalent, you have to be careful to avoid simply inventing something the Americans are already doing in real life

largishcat

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

stringsofconcrete

heauxset---tastoned-deactivated

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in

omghotmemes

I laughed way too hard at this

mezimraky

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!