Come and Take a Ride on My Morning Peacock

[tenten-b10g]

woah guy sensei 😳

[asa-kujaku]

I think about this video everyday

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Asuma: *carrying Kurenai bridal style and talking to her sweetly*

Gai: *sprints past, carrying Kakashi over his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while Kakashi is screaming*

[gryffinspell]

DATING TIP

On your 3rd or 4th date show up in your Akatsuki cosplay without any explanation. This shows that you are mysterious, unpredictable, and a missing S-rank Shinobi.

[asa-kujaku]

I've never understood why Tobirama is the face of "Hating the Uchiha" when Danzo and Hiruzen orchestrated their massacre.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Kisame: Welcome to the “Fuck Maito Gai” Club, where we gather up to say fuck you to that dumb beast

Kakashi, leaving: This is not the club I thought it was.

Itachi, standing up: Yeah... S-sorry, there was a misunderstanding.

Genma, almost to the door: God, that’s embarrassing!

Ebisu, following him: Think of another name next time, idiot!

Madara, realizing: I can’t believe I fell for this.

Kisame, standing in a now empty room:

Kisame: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!?

[narutwitter]

[konoha-no-asahi-deactivated2021]

Kisame: We meet again, Guy.

Guy: It appears so...

Lee: *whispers* Kisame

Guy: ... Kisame.

[toastbutteregg]

[luffysfakebeard]

who is more extra: Naruto throwing a hot kettle or Kakashi flipping the whole table to hide

[asa-kujaku]

Yall ever stop to think about how fucking bizarre the swords of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist are? Like there's really only like 2 or 3 actual swords and then there's like a giant scroll, a needle and thread, and an actual goddamn living creature wrapped in bandages. Honestly, the Hidden Mist is a pretty weird place overall.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai: Maito Gai, PhD.

Kakashi: What does PhD stand for?

Gai: Pretty Handsome Dude.

[asa-kujaku]

I absolutely adore Metal Lee. Like he reminds me so much of Part 1 Lee but he's also his own complete person. Like the anime gets a lot of criticism. But the kids are great.

[bpdzoro]

がイ先生とリー | @essor | Posted with Artist's Permission

[decemberbellz]

Work in progress! I wanted more practice on something other than Vans and more practice art wise in general since I have been so rusty. I'm pretty proud of how these are coming out. I feel like I leveled up a bit haha. Theme is my 2 favorite Akatsuki which are Sasori and Itachi of course.

[mido-kun]

Happy Birthday to Hidan !! 🎂

==> 2nd April

[asa-kujaku]

So my bf has been teaching me how to play FFXIV. Like he even bought me the game, accompanied me through some quests, and has been really showing me the ropes. He's given me so much help. He logged off to eat dinner and within like 30 minutes I got killed twice lmao 😭😭😭

[asa-kujaku]

I just want to play Sims 4 and have it work the way it's supposed to. My sims are just nonstop grilling and mixing drinks.