#samehada

[skysfandomnonsense]

I love the akatsuki they’re such losers

[asiriyep]

Kisame Week 2025.

Day 2: Do over.

And every year it's the same, Mei is the judge of Kisame's t-shirt fashion and his expression of appreciation to Samehada.

@kisames-corner

[spoonful-of-milk]

Naruto soul eater weapons

[dropletmiel]

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

Miserables By Nivalis70 on deviantart

[blightowl]

hey, Kisame! wanna spar with us-un?

ah lads, love to! but it's time for Samehada's bath!

*sad doggy sword noises*

I based Kisame's pose on this fantastic image of Buster Keaton holding a fish, a still from What! No Beer? (1933)

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakuzu walks into the room*

Kakuzu: Brat? Are you ready to leave? I want to get an early start, before — oh. 

Itachi: Good morning, Kakuzu-san. If you don’t mind, I’m going to be taking Hidan’s place on your mission today.

Kakuzu: Why would I mind? You’ve just spared me a three hour long lecture on “Lord Jashin”, not to mention the endless begging to stop for food along the way. 

Itachi: *chuckles* Don’t worry, I’ve packed us a lunch. Shall we go?

*the two leave the hideout and start walking*

Kakuzu: So where is my unholy demon of a partner? Let me guess; he and Deidara are off creating a lot of unnecessary damage and chaos to some unsuspecting village?

Itachi: No, nothing like that. He just wanted to be with Kisame today.

Kakuzu: … Kisame? Why?

Itachi: *shrugs* I’m not sure, but I suspect it’s because Kisame told him he’s on his way to the Hidden Mist to recover a lost sword from one of his fellow swordsman of the Mist. Supposed to be a beautiful one, from the way Kisame tells it. You know those two share a strong love for weapons, and —

*Itachi looks over but Kakuzu has disappeared*

Itachi: …

*later, somewhere in the Mist*

Kisame, holding Zabuzu’s executioner blade: Isn’t it gorgeous? Such superior craftsmanship, such a precise blade. This will make an excellent companion for Samehada!

Hidan: I gotta say, Shark-Dick, this thing IS awesome. I wish I could have a new —

*Kakuzu appears out of nowhere, grabbing Hidan by the arms*

Kakuzu, seething: You goddamned brat … you took off on me to look at another man’s weapon?? You’re MINE, Hidan!! The only “sword” you will be admiring is MINE. Do I make myself clear??

Kisame and Hidan: 

[sepublic]

Naruto is so funny because you have Kisame this weird shark man and it’s not explained why he’s a shark man and then he fuses with Samehada allowing him to become even more shark like and you’re like Oh I get it! Repeated fusions with Samehada had a long-term exposure effect on Kisame, leading to some sharkiness lingering even after he separated!

And then Kishimoto was like No he always looked like this. Even before he laid claim to Samehada. Don’t question it.