Rum && Coke Classics

26. Nigerian. World Traveler.

[deep-mind-thoughts]

[bang]

what if one day tumblr decided to reveal all anon messages

[qosmonautical]

I have a story!!!

One time someone from my school made this confession page on Twitter that you could text and it would immediately post on the Twitter page, completely anonymously. It spread really quickly and everyone knew by the second day it was going on. Some awful things were being said on it, I mean literally no one was spared. No one had any clue who was running it and they wouldn’t filter any messages. The school board got so sick of this account that they contacted authorities to see what they could do to shut it down, but since it wasn’t affiliated with the school, technically, they couldn’t shut it down.

So, this went on for four days, just awful messages being posted about one another with no clue who was posting them (as anyone could text the number to send in). Then came the finale which changed everything. At eight, they would accept any DMs and post them, any texts, and then post them all at once at midnight. Everyone was rushing to send in their confessions, and like 100 or so came in.

Midnight comes. Messages flood in. Then the owner posts something a little weird, along the lines of, ‘Nothing was anonymous after all’. And posts a fUCKING LINK WITH ALL THE NUMBERS AND THE MESSAGES EACH POSTED AND SCREENSHOTS OF ALL DMS AND THE NEXT DAY THERE WERE LITERALLY FIVE DIFFERENT FIGHTS

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

that’s some regina george level shit right there

[michelleumunna]

I thought I was the only one that used old style magazines for inspiration.

[vagabond-named-veli]

EVERYBODY SAY BECKY! KEEP IT GOING

Mary, Susan, Karen, BECKY!

[b-e-williams-deactivated2015072]

Bitch my name is Bailey, not no fucking Becky!

[telvi1]

Girl you ain’t a freak if you don’t give Becky!

[lifeasladyy]

Got cute ass lips, he stay asking for Becky!

[creativelyjas-deactivated201603]

I don’t care about Ya size, imma still give ya BECKY!

[teraboolove]

I’m looking around like, “Who the fuck is Becky?”

[vagabond-named-veli]

“As a fellow African American” this must be BECKY

[locksofdread]

No spices on my chicken? Who cooked this? BECKY

[telvi1]

😂

[bigboykings]

Can I say the word ‘nigga’ too? HELL NO BECKY

[parad0xprincess-deactivated2015]

Shawty off beat yea that must be BECKY

[stoicdaydreamer]

Be b-b be b-b be-be BECKY

[drumcorpshero]

“Mayo is a racial epithet”, Sure thing BECKY

[chocolate--goddess]

“White’s are oppressed too,” good bye BECKY

[nnfirnid]

“I was called cracker and it hurt, my names BECKY”

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]

“All lives Matt–”

*slap*

“Get up Becky!”

[tha-contender-deactivated201705]

@kickrocksnigga

[kenndances]

😂😂

[kaylahraquel]

LMFAOOOOO

[crustysvm]

SCREAMING

[afrohoopz-deactivated20170811]

Amazing

[ifelloffthebed]

[rapl88]

i will reblog all day seeing this….ALL FUCKING DAY

[paninimami]

@juck-and-jive

[juck-and-jive-deactivated201804]

I had a feeling😂

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[umistakeme-forstraight-deactiva]

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

[nappytreee-deactivated20180702]

Say it again. I don’t think they got it the first time. Too much truth.

[littletootsierollaliengirl]

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Honestly how it feels

[antoniporowski]

Keep eatin like that you gon get blown away with the wind!

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

I know his wife angry she be like all the food I cook he play wit it 😂😂😂

[paxamericana]

lmao people paid twelve thousand dollars for tickets to this thing

[afloweroutofstone]

Apparently transportation to and from the island is all fucked up; luggage was distributed by bringing it all in the back of a truck and letting people climb in to grab their stuff in the middle of the night; tons of people were stealing wallets and luggage; and there wasn’t enough food or drinks, so people have literally been fighting over them and very literally raiding the bar

A bunch of rich kids payed $12,000 dollars for a small private island festival, and are now stranded in chaotic anarchy

Novel material

[weavemama]

THIS STORY IS SO WILD….. i wanna feel bad for these entitled ass rich kids but i just can’t help but laugh 

[kryptonians]

Dashcon 2017

[wevegotshittoavenge]

Ja Rule helped to promote it and we needed this gif now more than ever

[snizzydoesit]

@robregal

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

This just made my evening. Good lord, this is amazing lmao

[littlemisslissa-deactivated2020]

I got this guys.

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

Me: *starts singing*

[blackpeoplefashion]

[baewatch-boi-deactivated2018040]

“he be like perkasex, molly perkasex

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

LMSAOOOOOIK

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I’M GOING CRAZY RN LMFSRJKOOOO

[goldnpoc]

I read it in that old southern black man voice too lmao I’m deaaaaad

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

I did too!

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[saiasus]

[antoniporowski]

SHE PUT HER PHONE NUMBER ON BLAST

[surprisebitch]

SHE DID THAT

[northgang]

[movingpastmyself]

🖤

[bogleech]

MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL.