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[redstonedust]

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

[bobdylanyaoi]

tell me, frodo, Do you belive in life... ...after love?

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[romcommunist]

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[sacred-portal]

[sliversoakley4]

[jami-c]

has entered the vault thank you

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[femsband-archive]

[volcanic-crater]

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[segamascott]

shawty's like a malady in my head

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[phantomrose96]

and this Says something...

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[pigswithwings]

If you don't feel interested in romance, don't often have crushes, or dislike the idea of romance in general, I have news for you: Rare Sierra Nevada Red Fox Spotted In Southern Sierra Area For First Time In Nearly A Century

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition